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The Short Bus

You completed the Second City Adventures in a previous round of Hobo Arena and will be eligible to autocomplete them on Day 1.


Driver: All aboard the short bus! Next stop Second City!

You see a guy in a suit and tie walk up and start arguing with the bus driver.

Driver: I'm sorry sir, no bus pass, no bus ride! Those are the rules!

Man without a pass: I told you, some awful smelling jack-off beat me up and swiped it out of my pocket on my way here! Can't you make an exception?

Driver: Sir, you're going to have to get out of the way so other people can board the bus.

> I don’t even want to ride the bus. I’m getting out of here