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Government Worker: Good day upwardly non-mobile citizen! Would you be interested in participating in our Community Service Program? You can earn Food Stamps and you barely have to do anything!
: Uh, how does it work?
Government Worker: The CSP is designed to put hobos to work when they would otherwise be doing nothing. It only applies when your awake bar is at 300 or higher. Basically, there's a chance you'll be called upon to do some kind of work in service of the City, for which you will be rewarded with Food Stamps and possibly other goodies.
: What's the catch?
Government Worker: In order to do any work, you will of course have to be alive. So, the city will pay for you to be completely healed any time you are called upon for Community Service.
> Sign me up!