Office Worker: "Please go use one of our top of
the range Celeron 486Mhz computers to find your long lost brother.
All our systems have Windows 3.1 which gives you access to search
through the
22,182 hobos in the city to find the
one you are looking for. If you sometimes get a scary blue screen
saying some crap about the system is unstable, please just hit enter
and continue to search."
[Back to reception area]
Arena has ended!