Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad *
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category.
But if you really must know, it's how many times you beat up Tyler in the parking garage.
That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it. *
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels.
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good.
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