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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 1:00 pm, March 7th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 184 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
2) 292 points (Stein) [hw1]
3) 323 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
4) 370 points (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
5) 378 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
6) 434 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
7) 435 points (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
8) 460 points (Folink) [hw2]
9) 476 points (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
10) 482 points (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
11) 484 points (Sekla) [hw2]
12) 486 points (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
13) 487 points (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
14) 488 points (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
15) 521 points (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
16) 522 points (pube9) [hw1]
17) 532 points (Bint is back) [fb]
18) 598 points (Juan Beer) [hw1]
19) 610 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
20) 650 points (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 10 (The original Bert) [hw2]
2) 10 (C-Money) [fb]
3) 10 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
4) 10 (TheChosen) [hw1]
5) 8 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
6) 8 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
7) 8 (Folink) [hw2]
8) 8 (Sekla) [hw2]
9) 8 (Stein) [hw1]
10) 7 (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
11) 7 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
12) 7 (Brak ™) [hw1]
13) 6 (Mukduk) [hw1]
14) 6 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
15) 6 (Krun) [hw1]
16) 6 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
17) 6 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
18) 6 (pube9) [hw1]
19) 6 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
20) 6 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 45.1696 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 41.0842 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
3) 30.4961 (aen) [hw1]
4) 30.4755 (pūb~) [hw1]
5) 29.7352 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
6) 28.2215 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
7) 24.8209 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
8) 23.5836 (Aerys) [hw1]
9) 23.4809 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
10) 22.2377 (Bertster) [hw1]
11) 21.3400 (SirBilly) [hw1]
12) 20.3994 (Pumpy) [hw1]
13) 17.2976 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
14) 14.9623 (Bort) [hw2]
15) 14.1228 (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
16) 13.7764 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
17) 13.0233 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
18) 12.3756 (Łƒ Superintendent) [fb]
19) 11.8509 («Ⓒ»Gobey closed) [hw1]
20) 11.7593 (Sara) [fb]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 806 (Bertster) [hw1]
2) 748 (SirBilly) [hw1]
3) 728 (🍻RaND0m M0nk3y) [hw1]
4) 718 (Sara) [fb]
5) 661 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
6) 640 (chappy6107) [hw1]
7) 607 (Stein) [hw1]
8) 605 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
9) 602 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
10) 592 (LilMatty) [hw2]
11) 581 (Mukduk) [hw1]
12) 580 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
13) 567 ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
14) 560 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
15) 550 (chelita) [hw1]
16) 538 (Ɖғ omgitsrayo) [hw1]
17) 536 (Rt gobey) [fb]
18) 535 (ZNïCD) [hw1]
19) 534 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
20) 528 (Not Playing) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
2) 12 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
3) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
5) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
6) 6 (Erarty) [hw1]
7) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
8) 5 (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
9) 5 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
10) 5 (Gordo) [hw1]
11) 5 (Bort) [hw2]
12) 5 (Gerstmann) [hw1]
13) 5 (Mr Y24) [fb]
14) 5 (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
15) 5 (BitchBert) [fb]
16) 5 (_Z_) [hw1]
17) 5 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
18) 5 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
19) 4 (Sobriety) [hw2]
20) 3.55 (Krun) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 177 (Krun) [hw1]
2) 130 (Sobriety) [hw2]
3) 103 (Also Josh) [hw2]
4) 93 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 87 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
6) 84 (tim@arena) [hw1]
7) 71 (Sekla) [hw2]
8) 69 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
9) 61 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
10) 51 (johncup22) [hw2]
11) 48 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 44 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
13) 42 (Erarty) [hw1]
14) 41 (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
15) 39 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
16) 37 (Aerys) [hw1]
17) 37 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
18) 33 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
19) 32 (~ pube!) [hw1]
20) 32 (Step and a Half) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 2 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 1.24(Sekla) [hw2]
2) 1.16(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
3) 1(Sobriety) [hw2]
4) 0.92(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 0.56(Aerys) [hw1]
6) 0.52(® Scott) [hw2]
7) 0.4(tim@arena) [hw1]
8) 0.4(Also Josh) [hw2]
9) 0.4(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
10) 0.32(Crusty McGee) [hw1]
11) 0.28(Trapezohedron) [fb]
12) 0.28(cru[$]her) [hw1]
13) 0.24(Erarty) [hw1]
14) 0.2(Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
15) 0.2(The original Bert) [hw2]
16) 0.2({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
17) 0.2(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
18) 0.2(Sara) [fb]
19) 0.2(Pumpy) [hw1]
20) 0.2(Stein) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $26,520 (Also Josh) [hw2]
2) $23,411 (tim@arena) [hw1]
3) $15,810 (Millions.) [hw1]
4) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
5) $11,915 (henrietta) [hw1]
6) $11,855 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
7) $11,830 (Sobriety) [hw2]
8) $11,438 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
9) $10,625 (chappy6107) [hw1]
10) $10,352 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) $9,490 (Bort) [hw2]
12) $9,155 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
13) $5,926 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
14) $5,850 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
15) $5,820 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
16) $5,720 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
17) $5,630 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
18) $5,240 (johncup22) [hw2]
19) $4,030 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
20) $3,930 (#PsyBERT Bully) [hw2]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 7 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
2) 5 (Folink) [hw2]
3) 5 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
4) 5 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
5) 5 (/§\ Telly Stubbie 1) [hw2]
6) 5 (Gordo) [hw1]
7) 5 (LilMatty) [hw2]
8) 5 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
9) 5 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
10) 4 (C-Money) [fb]
11) 4 (Stein) [hw1]
12) 4 (TheBK69) [hw2]
13) 4 (pūb~) [hw1]
14) 4 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
15) 4 (chappy6107) [hw1]
16) 4 (Millions.) [hw1]
17) 3 (Sekla) [hw2]
18) 3 (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
19) 3 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
20) 3 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
2) 0 (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
3) 0 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
4) 0 (Folink) [hw2]
5) 0 (Mukduk) [hw1]
6) 0 (TheBK69) [hw2]
7) 0 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
8) 0 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
9) 0 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
10) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
11) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
12) 0 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
13) 0 (#PsyBERT Bully) [hw2]
14) 0 (Bertster) [hw1]
15) 0 (Omega Hrw) [fb]
16) 0 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) 0 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
18) 0 (~ pube!) [hw1]
19) 0 (Bint is back) [fb]
20) 0 (Aerys) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 9 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
2) 9 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
3) 9 (†Î-DP lotto Vendetta) [hw2]
4) 8 (Bint is back) [fb]
5) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
6) 7 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
7) 7 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
8) 7 ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
9) 7 (~ Pube) [hw1]
10) 7 (Cortez) [hw1]
11) 7 (|Z| Blumorphosno †) [hw1]
12) 6 (The original Bert) [hw2]
13) 6 (Sekla) [hw2]
14) 6 (SirBilly) [hw1]
15) 6 (henrietta) [hw1]
16) 6 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
17) 6 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
18) 6 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
19) 6 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
20) 6 (Mahmahk) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 9 (90.48%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
2) 9 (82.61%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
3) 9 (80.77%) (Stein) [hw1]
4) 8 (100%) (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
5) 7 (100%) (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
6) 6 (100%) (Mukduk) [hw1]
7) 6 (100%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
8) 5 (100%) (Łƒ Superintendent) [fb]
9) 4 (100%) (Folink) [hw2]
10) 4 (100%) (SirBilly) [hw1]
11) 4 (66.67%) (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
12) 1 (33.33%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
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