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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 2:00 pm, March 7th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 218 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
2) 220 points (Stein) [hw1]
3) 234 points (Fxck!!) [hw1]
4) 305 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
5) 320 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
6) 323 points (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
7) 390 points (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
8) 419 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
9) 474 points (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
10) 484 points (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
11) 485 points (Sekla) [hw2]
12) 489 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
13) 495 points (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
14) 502 points (Folink) [hw2]
15) 536 points (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
16) 538 points (Bint is back) [fb]
17) 539 points (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
18) 564 points ([oя] Queen) [fb]
19) 567 points (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
20) 577 points (pube9) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 10 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
2) 10 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 10 (C-Money) [fb]
4) 10 (The original Bert) [hw2]
5) 10 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
6) 10 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
7) 10 (TheChosen) [hw1]
8) 9 (Sobriety) [hw2]
9) 8 (Sekla) [hw2]
10) 8 (Folink) [hw2]
11) 8 (Stein) [hw1]
12) 7 (~EŞ~ Foash) [hw1]
13) 7 (TheBK69) [hw2]
14) 7 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
15) 7 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
16) 7 (Brak ™) [hw1]
17) 7 (Mukduk) [hw1]
18) 6 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
19) 6 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
20) 6 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 45.1696 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 42.8630 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
3) 41.0842 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
4) 30.4961 (aen) [hw1]
5) 30.4755 (pūb~) [hw1]
6) 29.7352 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
7) 29.2846 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
8) 28.4401 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
9) 28.2215 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
10) 27.3367 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
11) 26.5070 (Bertster) [hw1]
12) 24.1333 (SirBilly) [hw1]
13) 23.5836 (Aerys) [hw1]
14) 20.3994 (Pumpy) [hw1]
15) 17.8870 (Bort) [hw2]
16) 17.3361 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
17) 16.3121 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
18) 14.9019 (Łƒ Superintendent) [fb]
19) 14.1228 (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
20) 13.7764 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 879 (SirBilly) [hw1]
2) 841 (Bertster) [hw1]
3) 779 (Sara) [fb]
4) 755 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
5) 728 (🍻RaND0m M0nk3y) [hw1]
6) 706 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
7) 701 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
8) 697 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
9) 692 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
10) 670 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
11) 670 (chappy6107) [hw1]
12) 667 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
13) 626 (Stein) [hw1]
14) 608 (Mukduk) [hw1]
15) 592 (LilMatty) [hw2]
16) 578 (tim@arena) [hw1]
17) 567 ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
18) 560 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
19) 550 (chelita) [hw1]
20) 538 (Ɖғ omgitsrayo) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
2) 12 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
3) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
5) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
6) 6 (Erarty) [hw1]
7) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
8) 5 (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
9) 5 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
10) 5 (Gordo) [hw1]
11) 5 (Bort) [hw2]
12) 5 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
13) 5 (🍀LoneSmoker) [hw1]
14) 5 (_Z_) [hw1]
15) 5 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
16) 5 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
17) 5 (Mr Y24) [fb]
18) 5 (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
19) 5 (BitchBert) [fb]
20) 5 (Gerstmann) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 193 (Krun) [hw1]
2) 181 (Sobriety) [hw2]
3) 103 (Also Josh) [hw2]
4) 93 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 91 (Sekla) [hw2]
6) 87 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
7) 84 (tim@arena) [hw1]
8) 69 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
9) 61 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
10) 61 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
11) 54 (Aerys) [hw1]
12) 51 (johncup22) [hw2]
13) 44 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
14) 42 (Erarty) [hw1]
15) 41 (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
16) 39 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) 38 (AntPile) [hw1]
18) 37 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
19) 33 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
20) 33 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 2 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
2) 1 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 1.44(Sekla) [hw2]
2) 1.16(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
3) 1(Sobriety) [hw2]
4) 1(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 0.92(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
6) 0.56(Aerys) [hw1]
7) 0.52(® Scott) [hw2]
8) 0.48(Krun) [hw1]
9) 0.4(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
10) 0.4(Also Josh) [hw2]
11) 0.4(tim@arena) [hw1]
12) 0.36([oя] Queen) [fb]
13) 0.32(Crusty McGee) [hw1]
14) 0.28(Trapezohedron) [fb]
15) 0.28(cru[$]her) [hw1]
16) 0.24(trashman) [hw2]
17) 0.24(Erarty) [hw1]
18) 0.2(The original Bert) [hw2]
19) 0.2(~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
20) 0.2(Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $28,811 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) $27,600 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
3) $26,520 (Also Josh) [hw2]
4) $15,810 (Millions.) [hw1]
5) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
6) $11,915 (henrietta) [hw1]
7) $11,855 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
8) $11,438 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
9) $11,290 (Aerys) [hw1]
10) $10,625 (chappy6107) [hw1]
11) $9,490 (Bort) [hw2]
12) $9,181 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
13) $9,155 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
14) $6,675 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
15) $5,926 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
16) $5,850 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
17) $5,720 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
18) $5,632 (trashman) [hw2]
19) $5,240 (johncup22) [hw2]
20) $5,230 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 7 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
2) 5 (Folink) [hw2]
3) 5 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
4) 5 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
5) 5 (/§\ Telly Stubbie 1) [hw2]
6) 5 (Gordo) [hw1]
7) 5 (LilMatty) [hw2]
8) 5 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
9) 5 (chappy6107) [hw1]
10) 5 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
11) 4 (C-Money) [fb]
12) 4 (Stein) [hw1]
13) 4 (TheBK69) [hw2]
14) 4 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) 4 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
16) 4 (Sara) [fb]
17) 4 (tim@arena) [hw1]
18) 4 (Millions.) [hw1]
19) 3 (Sekla) [hw2]
20) 3 (~EŞ~ Foash) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
2) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 0 (C-Money) [fb]
4) 0 (~EŞ~ Foash) [hw1]
5) 0 (TheBK69) [hw2]
6) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
7) 0 (The original Bert) [hw2]
8) 0 (Folink) [hw2]
9) 0 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
10) 0 (Sobriety) [hw2]
11) 0 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
12) 0 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
13) 0 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
14) 0 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
15) 0 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
16) 0 (Omega Hrw) [fb]
17) 0 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
18) 0 (~ pube!) [hw1]
19) 0 (🍀LoneSmoker) [hw1]
20) 0 (Aerys) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 11 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
2) 9 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
3) 9 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
4) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
5) 7 (The original Bert) [hw2]
6) 7 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
7) 7 (Sekla) [hw2]
8) 7 (Bint is back) [fb]
9) 7 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
10) 7 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
11) 7 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 7 ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
13) 7 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
14) 7 (~ Pube) [hw1]
15) 7 (|Z| Blumorphosno †) [hw1]
16) 7 (adorabelle) [hw1]
17) 6 (Stein) [hw1]
18) 6 (SirBilly) [hw1]
19) 6 (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
20) 6 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 13 (86.84%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
2) 9 (82.61%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
3) 9 (80.77%) (Stein) [hw1]
4) 8 (100%) (  Boombasaur) [hw1]
5) 7 (100%) (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
6) 6 (100%) (Mukduk) [hw1]
7) 6 (100%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
8) 5 (100%) (Łƒ Superintendent) [fb]
9) 5 (100%) (Fxck!!) [hw1]
10) 5 (100%) (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
11) 5 (100%) (The original Bert) [hw2]
12) 4 (100%) (Folink) [hw2]
13) 4 (100%) (SirBilly) [hw1]
14) 4 (100%) (🍻 Elementary) [hw1]
15) 4 (66.67%) (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
16) 1 (33.33%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
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