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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 7:00 pm, March 7th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 186 points (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 252 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
3) 272 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
4) 329 points (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
5) 340 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
6) 341 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
7) 354 points (  Boom!) [hw1]
8) 355 points (Fxck!!) [hw1]
9) 356 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
10) 403 points (Stein) [hw1]
11) 406 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
12) 453 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
13) 466 points (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
14) 468 points ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
15) 475 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
16) 480 points (Erarty) [hw1]
17) 482 points (Bertster) [hw1]
18) 503 points (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
19) 567 points (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
20) 568 points (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 12 (~EŽ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 11 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
3) 11 (The original Bert) [hw2]
4) 11 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
5) 10 (Arnold) [fb]
6) 10 (Krun) [hw1]
7) 10 (TheBK69) [hw2]
8) 10 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
9) 10 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
10) 10 (TheChosen) [hw1]
11) 10 (SWE) [hw1]
12) 10 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
13) 10 (Brak ™) [hw1]
14) 10 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
15) 9 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
16) 9 (Sobriety) [hw2]
17) 9 (Folink) [hw2]
18) 8 (Pumpy) [hw1]
19) 8 (Stein) [hw1]
20) 8 (Sekla) [hw2]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 63.2028 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 59.0733 (aen) [hw1]
3) 58.1985 (Pumpy) [hw1]
4) 54.6549 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
5) 52.8809 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
6) 42.2867 (pūb~) [hw1]
7) 41.3239 (Aerys) [hw1]
8) 38.0190 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
9) 36.4925 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
10) 36.4406 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
11) 34.3465 (Bertster) [hw1]
12) 30.1278 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
13) 29.9783 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
14) 29.7352 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
15) 27.9990 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
16) 27.7256 (  Boom!) [hw1]
17) 27.5919 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
18) 27.5468 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
19) 27.2045 (SirBilly) [hw1]
20) 25.8260 (pube9) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 2,812 (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 1,846 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 1,436 (Folink) [hw2]
4) 967 (Bertster) [hw1]
5) 944 (Sara) [fb]
6) 930 (SirBilly) [hw1]
7) 895 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
8) 882 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
9) 879 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
10) 867 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
11) 857 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
12) 846 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
13) 814 (®Hiro -♥-) [hw2]
14) 795 (  Boom!) [hw1]
15) 789 (Gordo) [hw1]
16) 778 (~ pube!) [hw1]
17) 765 (tim@arena) [hw1]
18) 754 (ZNļCD) [hw1]
19) 741 (aen) [hw1]
20) 729 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
2) 12 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
3) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
5) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
6) 8 (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 7.5 (Erarty) [hw1]
8) 5.5 (Gordo) [hw1]
9) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
10) 5 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
11) 5 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
12) 5 ([CrAzY]Pirate(1)) [hw1]
13) 5 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
14) 5 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
15) 5 (BitchBert) [fb]
16) 5 (Bort) [hw2]
17) 5 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
18) 5 (_Z_) [hw1]
19) 5 (🍀LoneSmoker) [hw1]
20) 5 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 193 (Krun) [hw1]
2) 181 (Sobriety) [hw2]
3) 117 (Also Josh) [hw2]
4) 107 (Sekla) [hw2]
5) 93 (tim@arena) [hw1]
6) 93 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
7) 87 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
8) 79 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
9) 67 (Erarty) [hw1]
10) 61 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
11) 61 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
12) 57 (Aerys) [hw1]
13) 56 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
14) 52 (Bumper N) [fb]
15) 51 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
16) 51 (johncup22) [hw2]
17) 47 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
18) 47 (ZNļCD) [hw1]
19) 44 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
20) 44 (~ pube!) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 2 levels (1 rats) (~EŽ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 2 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 1 levels (1 rats) (TheChosen) [hw1]
4) 1 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 3(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 2.04(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
3) 1.44(Sekla) [hw2]
4) 1.24(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 1.04(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) 1(Sobriety) [hw2]
7) 0.88({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
8) 0.84(johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
9) 0.76(Aerys) [hw1]
10) 0.52(Trapezohedron) [fb]
11) 0.52(® Scott) [hw2]
12) 0.52(Tuatara) [hw1]
13) 0.48(Krun) [hw1]
14) 0.44(Also Josh) [hw2]
15) 0.4(The original Bert) [hw2]
16) 0.4(tim@arena) [hw1]
17) 0.4(Sara) [fb]
18) 0.4(Erarty) [hw1]
19) 0.4(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
20) 0.4(Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $29,711 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) $29,122 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) $28,696 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
4) $27,600 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
5) $27,110 (Also Josh) [hw2]
6) $26,780 (~EŽ~ Foash) [hw1]
7) $15,810 (Millions.) [hw1]
8) $15,048 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
9) $14,272 (ك Superintendent) [fb]
10) $13,870 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
12) $11,915 (henrietta) [hw1]
13) $11,855 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
14) $11,319 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
15) $11,135 (Gordo) [hw1]
16) $10,743 (GenochA) [hw1]
17) $10,625 (chappy6107) [hw1]
18) $10,101 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
19) $9,490 (Bort) [hw2]
20) $9,181 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 9 (TheBK69) [hw2]
2) 8 (chappy6107) [hw1]
3) 7 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
4) 7 (Gordo) [hw1]
5) 7 (Also Josh) [hw2]
6) 7 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
7) 6 (~ pube!) [hw1]
8) 6 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
9) 6 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
10) 6 (Wall-E) [hw1]
11) 5 (Arnold) [fb]
12) 5 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
13) 5 (Folink) [hw2]
14) 5 (Stein) [hw1]
15) 5 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
16) 5 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
17) 5 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
18) 5 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
19) 5 (  Boom!) [hw1]
20) 5 (/§\ Telly Stubbie 1) [hw2]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (Arnold) [fb]
2) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 0 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
4) 0 (Pumpy) [hw1]
5) 0 (Stein) [hw1]
6) 0 (Rocky) [hw2]
7) 0 (TheBK69) [hw2]
8) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
9) 0 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
10) 0 (Mukduk) [hw1]
11) 0 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
12) 0 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
13) 0 (aen) [hw1]
14) 0 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
15) 0 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
16) 0 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
17) 0 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
18) 0 (pube9) [hw1]
19) 0 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
20) 0 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 12 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
2) 11 (Bumper N) [fb]
3) 10 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
4) 9 (~ pube!) [hw1]
5) 9 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
6) 9 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
7) 8 (The original Bert) [hw2]
8) 8 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
10) 7 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
11) 7 (Sekla) [hw2]
12) 7 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
13) 7 (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 7 (Aerys) [hw1]
15) 7 (_Z_) [hw1]
16) 7 (Wall-E) [hw1]
17) 7 (McLovin) [fb]
18) 7 (adorabelle) [hw1]
19) 6 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
20) 6 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 13 (100%) (The original Bert) [hw2]
2) 13 (86.84%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
3) 13 (84.85%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
4) 10 (82.14%) (Stein) [hw1]
5) 8 (100%) (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
6) 8 (100%) (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 8 (87.5%) (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
8) 7 (100%) (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
9) 7 (77.78%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
10) 6 (100%) (Mukduk) [hw1]
11) 6 (100%) (₲undaLa) [fb]
12) 6 (100%) (Arnold) [fb]
13) 6 (90.91%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
14) 5 (100%) (Fxck!!) [hw1]
15) 5 (100%) (ك Superintendent) [fb]
16) 4 (100%) (🍻 Elementary) [hw1]
17) 4 (100%) (SirBilly) [hw1]
18) 4 (100%) ([Ƹ] Fantomet) [fb]
19) 4 (100%) (Folink) [hw2]
20) 4 (66.67%) (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
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