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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 10:00 pm, March 7th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 231 points (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 314 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
3) 317 points (Gordo) [hw1]
4) 328 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 342 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
6) 343 points (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 382 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
8) 418 points (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
9) 418 points (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
10) 422 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
11) 438 points (Fxck!!) [hw1]
12) 453 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
13) 463 points (chappy6107) [hw1]
14) 485 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
15) 489 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
16) 505 points (Łƒ Superintendent) [fb]
17) 508 points (Bertster) [hw1]
18) 518 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
19) 524 points (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
20) 536 points ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 13 (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 11 (The original Bert) [hw2]
3) 11 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
4) 11 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
5) 11 (Arnold) [fb]
6) 10 (Brak ™) [hw1]
7) 10 (Krun) [hw1]
8) 10 (TheBK69) [hw2]
9) 10 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
10) 10 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
11) 10 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
12) 10 (TheChosen) [hw1]
13) 10 (SWE) [hw1]
14) 10 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
15) 10 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
16) 9 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
17) 9 (henrietta) [hw1]
18) 9 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
19) 9 (Sekla) [hw2]
20) 9 (Sobriety) [hw2]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 70.2583 (aen) [hw1]
2) 63.8562 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 63.2028 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
4) 58.1985 (Pumpy) [hw1]
5) 54.9049 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
6) 52.8809 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
7) 52.1590 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
8) 50.2081 (Bertster) [hw1]
9) 48.9200 (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 41.3239 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) 38.0190 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
12) 37.5705 (SirBilly) [hw1]
13) 36.5836 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
14) 36.4406 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
15) 36.3511 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
16) 35.8666 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
17) 33.5524 (Also Josh) [hw2]
18) 33.3305 (Josh) [hw1]
19) 32.0684 (  Boom!) [hw1]
20) 29.9783 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 2,842 (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 1,846 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 1,436 (Folink) [hw2]
4) 1,034 (GenochA) [hw1]
5) 1,018 (  Boom!) [hw1]
6) 992 (Bertster) [hw1]
7) 990 (Sara) [fb]
8) 980 (SirBilly) [hw1]
9) 979 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
10) 954 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
11) 948 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
12) 926 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
13) 914 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
14) 912 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
15) 895 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
16) 882 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
17) 867 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
18) 848 (~ pube!) [hw1]
19) 834 (Michael) [hw1]
20) 818 (tim@arena) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
2) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
3) 12 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
4) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
5) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
6) 8 (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 8 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
8) 7.5 (Erarty) [hw1]
9) 6 (trashman) [hw2]
10) 6 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
11) 5.5 (Gordo) [hw1]
12) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
13) 5 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
14) 5 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
15) 5 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
16) 5 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
17) 5 ([CrAzY]Pirate(1)) [hw1]
18) 5 (🍀LoneSmoker) [hw1]
19) 5 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
20) 5 (_Z_) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 193 (Krun) [hw1]
2) 181 (Sobriety) [hw2]
3) 161 (tim@arena) [hw1]
4) 125 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 112 (Sekla) [hw2]
6) 89 (Also Josh) [hw2]
7) 87 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
8) 79 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
9) 67 (Erarty) [hw1]
10) 61 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
11) 61 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
12) 57 (Aerys) [hw1]
13) 56 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
14) 52 (Bumper W) [fb]
15) 51 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
16) 51 (trashman) [hw2]
17) 51 (johncup22) [hw2]
18) 47 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
19) 47 (ZNïCD) [hw1]
20) 47 (Folink) [hw2]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 3 levels (1 rats) (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 3 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 1 levels (1 rats) (TheChosen) [hw1]
4) 1 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
5) 1 levels (1 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 3(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 3(★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
3) 2.24(Sekla) [hw2]
4) 2.04(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 1.44(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
6) 1.32(tim@arena) [hw1]
7) 1.2(Gerard) [hw1]
8) 1.2({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
9) 1.04(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 1(Sobriety) [hw2]
11) 0.92((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
12) 0.92(® Scott) [hw2]
13) 0.84(johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
14) 0.76(Aerys) [hw1]
15) 0.72(chappy6107) [hw1]
16) 0.6(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
17) 0.52(Squabbit) [hw2]
18) 0.52(Trapezohedron) [fb]
19) 0.52(Tuatara) [hw1]
20) 0.48(Krun) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $40,511 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) $30,442 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) $28,696 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
4) $27,600 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
5) $27,110 (Also Josh) [hw2]
6) $25,775 (henrietta) [hw1]
7) $17,538 (Millions.) [hw1]
8) $15,337 (trashman) [hw2]
9) $15,048 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) $13,870 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
12) $11,855 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
13) $11,743 (GenochA) [hw1]
14) $11,319 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
15) $11,135 (Gordo) [hw1]
16) $10,625 (chappy6107) [hw1]
17) $10,101 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
18) $9,490 (Bort) [hw2]
19) $9,181 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
20) $9,160 (® Scott) [hw2]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 12 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
2) 9 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
3) 9 (TheBK69) [hw2]
4) 9 (chappy6107) [hw1]
5) 8 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
6) 7 (Also Josh) [hw2]
7) 7 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
8) 7 (Gordo) [hw1]
9) 7 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
10) 7 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
11) 6 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
12) 6 (~ pube!) [hw1]
13) 6 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
14) 6 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
15) 6 (  Boom!) [hw1]
16) 6 (Millions.) [hw1]
17) 6 (Sara) [fb]
18) 6 (|GøÐH§| Buddha) [fb]
19) 6 (tim@arena) [hw1]
20) 6 (Wall-E) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (Brak ™) [hw1]
2) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 0 (TheBK69) [hw2]
4) 0 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
5) 0 (Pumpy) [hw1]
6) 0 (henrietta) [hw1]
7) 0 (Rocky) [hw2]
8) 0 (The original Bert) [hw2]
9) 0 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
10) 0 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
11) 0 (~ pube!) [hw1]
12) 0 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 0 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
14) 0 (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
15) 0 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
16) 0 (Michael) [hw1]
17) 0 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
18) 0 (Josh) [hw1]
19) 0 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
20) 0 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 10 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 9 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
3) 9 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
4) 9 (~ pube!) [hw1]
5) 9 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
6) 9 (Bumper W) [fb]
7) 9 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
8) 9 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
9) 8 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 8 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) 8 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
12) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
13) 7 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
14) 7 (Stein) [hw1]
15) 7 (SirBilly) [hw1]
16) 7 (  Boom!) [hw1]
17) 7 (Melzie88) [hw1]
18) 7 (Wall-E) [hw1]
19) 6 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
20) 6 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 13 (100%) (The original Bert) [hw2]
2) 13 (86.84%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
3) 13 (84.85%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
4) 10 (82.76%) (Stein) [hw1]
5) 10 (77.78%) (Brak ™) [hw1]
6) 9 (95%) (₲undaLa) [fb]
7) 9 (90.48%) (~ Pube) [hw1]
8) 9 (83.33%) (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
9) 8 (100%) (  Boom!) [hw1]
10) 8 (100%) (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
11) 8 (87.5%) (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
12) 7 (100%) (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
13) 7 (93.33%) (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
14) 7 (77.78%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
15) 6 (100%) (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
16) 6 (100%) (Arnold) [fb]
17) 6 (100%) (Michael) [hw1]
18) 6 (90.91%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
19) 5 (100%) (Fxck!!) [hw1]
20) 5 (100%) (Łƒ Superintendent) [fb]
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