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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 11:00 pm, March 7th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 244 points (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 339 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
3) 355 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
4) 361 points (  Boom!) [hw1]
5) 363 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
6) 371 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
7) 384 points (Gordo) [hw1]
8) 414 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
9) 443 points (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
10) 445 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
11) 460 points (chappy6107) [hw1]
12) 463 points (Fxck!!) [hw1]
13) 479 points (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
14) 480 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
15) 493 points (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
16) 496 points (Lil Bert) [hw2]
17) 504 points ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
18) 507 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
19) 512 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
20) 519 points (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 13 (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 11 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
3) 11 (TheBK69) [hw2]
4) 11 (The original Bert) [hw2]
5) 11 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
6) 11 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
7) 11 (Arnold) [fb]
8) 10 (SWE) [hw1]
9) 10 (Brak ™) [hw1]
10) 10 (Krun) [hw1]
11) 10 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
12) 10 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
13) 10 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
14) 10 (TheChosen) [hw1]
15) 10 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
16) 10 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
17) 10 (₲enz) [hw1]
18) 10 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
19) 9 (Sekla) [hw2]
20) 9 (henrietta) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 70.2583 (aen) [hw1]
2) 63.8562 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 63.2028 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
4) 58.1985 (Pumpy) [hw1]
5) 54.9049 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
6) 52.8809 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
7) 52.1590 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
8) 50.2081 (Bertster) [hw1]
9) 48.9200 (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 41.3239 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) 39.0472 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
12) 38.1190 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
13) 38.0636 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
14) 37.5705 (SirBilly) [hw1]
15) 36.5836 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
16) 36.4406 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
17) 35.3316 (Bort) [hw2]
18) 33.5524 (Also Josh) [hw2]
19) 33.3305 (Josh) [hw1]
20) 32.0684 (  Boom!) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 2,842 (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 1,846 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 1,436 (Folink) [hw2]
4) 1,205 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
5) 1,102 (Bertster) [hw1]
6) 1,069 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
7) 1,057 (GenochA) [hw1]
8) 1,018 (  Boom!) [hw1]
9) 990 (Sara) [fb]
10) 980 (SirBilly) [hw1]
11) 979 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
12) 975 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
13) 954 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
14) 946 (chappy6107) [hw1]
15) 926 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
16) 914 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
17) 912 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
18) 895 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
19) 889 (Josh) [hw1]
20) 867 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 15 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
2) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
3) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 12 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
5) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
6) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
7) 8 (  Boom!) [hw1]
8) 8 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
9) 7.5 (Erarty) [hw1]
10) 6 (trashman) [hw2]
11) 6 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
12) 5.5 (Gordo) [hw1]
13) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
14) 5.05 (Mud) [hw1]
15) 5 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
16) 5 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
17) 5 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
18) 5 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
19) 5 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
20) 5 ([CrAzY]Pirate(1)) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 193 (Krun) [hw1]
2) 181 (Sobriety) [hw2]
3) 181 (tim@arena) [hw1]
4) 132 (Sekla) [hw2]
5) 125 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
6) 89 (Also Josh) [hw2]
7) 87 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
8) 79 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
9) 67 (Erarty) [hw1]
10) 61 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
11) 61 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
12) 60 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
13) 57 (Aerys) [hw1]
14) 56 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
15) 52 (Bumper W) [fb]
16) 51 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
17) 51 (trashman) [hw2]
18) 51 (johncup22) [hw2]
19) 50 (₲enz) [hw1]
20) 47 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 3 levels (1 rats) (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 3 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 1 levels (1 rats) (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
4) 1 levels (1 rats) (₲enz) [hw1]
5) 1 levels (1 rats) (TheChosen) [hw1]
6) 1 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
7) 1 levels (1 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 3(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 3(★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
3) 2.24(Sekla) [hw2]
4) 2.04(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 1.44(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
6) 1.36(tim@arena) [hw1]
7) 1.2(Gerard) [hw1]
8) 1.2({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
9) 1.04(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 1(Sobriety) [hw2]
11) 0.92((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
12) 0.92(® Scott) [hw2]
13) 0.84(johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
14) 0.76(Aerys) [hw1]
15) 0.72(chappy6107) [hw1]
16) 0.72(Bumper W) [fb]
17) 0.68(Lumberjack™) [hw1]
18) 0.6(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
19) 0.56(☠ West Brook) [hw2]
20) 0.52(Squabbit) [hw2]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $41,511 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) $38,482 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) $28,696 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
4) $27,600 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
5) $27,110 (Also Josh) [hw2]
6) $25,775 (henrietta) [hw1]
7) $17,538 (Millions.) [hw1]
8) $15,337 (trashman) [hw2]
9) $15,048 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) $13,870 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
12) $11,855 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
13) $11,743 (GenochA) [hw1]
14) $11,601 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
15) $11,319 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
16) $11,135 (Gordo) [hw1]
17) $10,625 (chappy6107) [hw1]
18) $10,328 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
19) $9,181 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
20) $9,160 (® Scott) [hw2]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 12 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
2) 10 (GenochA) [hw1]
3) 9 (TheBK69) [hw2]
4) 9 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
5) 9 (chappy6107) [hw1]
6) 8 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
7) 7 (Also Josh) [hw2]
8) 7 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
9) 7 (Gordo) [hw1]
10) 7 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
11) 7 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
12) 6 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
13) 6 (~ pube!) [hw1]
14) 6 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
15) 6 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
16) 6 (  Boom!) [hw1]
17) 6 (Millions.) [hw1]
18) 6 (Sara) [fb]
19) 6 (|GřĐH§| Buddha) [fb]
20) 6 (tim@arena) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
2) 0 (TheBK69) [hw2]
3) 0 (SWE) [hw1]
4) 0 (Brak ™) [hw1]
5) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
6) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
7) 0 (Pumpy) [hw1]
8) 0 (henrietta) [hw1]
9) 0 (Rocky) [hw2]
10) 0 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
11) 0 (The original Bert) [hw2]
12) 0 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
13) 0 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
14) 0 (~ pube!) [hw1]
15) 0 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
16) 0 (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
17) 0 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
18) 0 (Michael) [hw1]
19) 0 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
20) 0 (Josh) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 10 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
2) 10 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
3) 9 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
4) 9 (~ pube!) [hw1]
5) 9 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
6) 9 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
7) 8 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
8) 8 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 8 (Aerys) [hw1]
10) 8 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
11) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
12) 7 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
13) 7 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
14) 7 (Michael) [hw1]
15) 7 (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
16) 7 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
17) 7 (SirBilly) [hw1]
18) 7 (  Boom!) [hw1]
19) 7 (Bumper W) [fb]
20) 7 (Wall-E) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 13 (100%) (The original Bert) [hw2]
2) 13 (86.84%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
3) 13 (84.85%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
4) 10 (94.74%) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
5) 10 (82.76%) (Stein) [hw1]
6) 10 (77.78%) (Brak ™) [hw1]
7) 9 (95%) (₲undaLa) [fb]
8) 9 (90.48%) (~ Pube) [hw1]
9) 9 (83.33%) (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
10) 8 (100%) (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
11) 8 (100%) (  Boom!) [hw1]
12) 8 (87.5%) (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
13) 8 (84.21%) (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
14) 7 (100%) (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
15) 7 (77.78%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
16) 6 (100%) (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
17) 6 (100%) (Arnold) [fb]
18) 6 (100%) (Michael) [hw1]
19) 6 (90.91%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
20) 6 (76.47%) (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
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