Remove this ad? - Become a Donator
New Announcement : Round 17 is Over
Read Now or Hide this

Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 8:00 am, March 8th, 2020
[View previous boards] [View next board]
* Featured categories for this round

Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 239 points (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 353 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
3) 371 points (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
4) 379 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
5) 388 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
6) 411 points (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 429 points (Gordo) [hw1]
8) 472 points (GenochA) [hw1]
9) 475 points (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
10) 484 points (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
11) 497 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
12) 514 points (aen) [hw1]
13) 524 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
14) 537 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
15) 572 points (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
16) 574 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
17) 575 points (pube9) [hw1]
18) 581 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
19) 594 points (Josh) [hw1]
20) 606 points (Fxck!!) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 15 (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 14 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
3) 13 (Arnold) [fb]
4) 13 (Sekla) [hw2]
5) 13 (TheBK69) [hw2]
6) 11 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
7) 11 (Pumpy) [hw1]
8) 11 (Krun) [hw1]
9) 11 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
10) 11 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
11) 11 (The original Bert) [hw2]
12) 11 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
13) 11 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
14) 11 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
15) 11 (TheChosen) [hw1]
16) 11 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
17) 11 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
18) 11 (SWE) [hw1]
19) 10 (Brak ™) [hw1]
20) 10 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 109.3376 (aen) [hw1]
2) 107.1838 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 103.8357 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
4) 102.2690 (Pumpy) [hw1]
5) 99.8566 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
6) 96.5147 (pūb~) [hw1]
7) 96.4247 (Aerys) [hw1]
8) 92.9816 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
9) 92.1978 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
10) 86.4766 (Bertster) [hw1]
11) 84.3252 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
12) 83.3943 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
13) 78.3501 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
14) 74.0870 (Millions.) [hw1]
15) 72.4337 (pube9) [hw1]
16) 67.6091 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
17) 63.1838 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
18) 62.2754 (SirBilly) [hw1]
19) 60.3550 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
20) 58.6143 (  Boom!) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 3,330 (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 2,461 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 2,026 (Folink) [hw2]
4) 1,758 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
5) 1,544 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
6) 1,505 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
7) 1,483 (Gordo) [hw1]
8) 1,464 (~ pube!) [hw1]
9) 1,423 (GenochA) [hw1]
10) 1,414 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
11) 1,404 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
12) 1,361 (Josh) [hw1]
13) 1,345 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
14) 1,343 (SirBilly) [hw1]
15) 1,319 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
16) 1,296 (  Boom!) [hw1]
17) 1,285 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
18) 1,278 (Bertster) [hw1]
19) 1,277 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
20) 1,273 (🚫RaGiN🚫) [hw2]
[Show where I rank]
Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 15 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
2) 15 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
3) 15 (Gerstmann) [hw1]
4) 15 (I love everybody) [fb]
5) 13 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
6) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
7) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
8) 12 (|Z| Blumorphosno †) [hw1]
9) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
10) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
11) 8 (  Boom!) [hw1]
12) 8 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
13) 8 (BitchBert) [fb]
14) 7.5 (Erarty) [hw1]
15) 6 (trashman) [hw2]
16) 6 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
17) 5.5 (Gordo) [hw1]
18) 5.5 (†Î-DP lotto Vendetta) [hw2]
19) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
20) 5.05 (Mud) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 268 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 261 (Sobriety) [hw2]
3) 224 (Krun) [hw1]
4) 125 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 124 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
6) 119 (Also Josh) [hw2]
7) 112 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
8) 107 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
9) 101 (Arnold) [fb]
10) 101 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
11) 99 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
12) 92 (PErdition) [hw1]
13) 90 (Bumper W) [fb]
14) 85 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
15) 83 (Aimless Yodda Tὦ@) [hw1]
16) 81 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
17) 81 (johncup22) [hw2]
18) 79 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
19) 78 (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
20) 74 (® Scott) [hw2]
[Show where I rank]
Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 4 levels (1 rats) (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 4 levels (1 rats) (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
3) 3 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
4) 3 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
5) 2 levels (1 rats) (Krun) [hw1]
6) 2 levels (1 rats) (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
7) 2 levels (1 rats) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
8) 2 levels (1 rats) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
9) 1 levels (1 rats) (Arnold) [fb]
10) 1 levels (1 rats) (TheChosen) [hw1]
11) 1 levels (1 rats) (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
12) 1 levels (1 rats) (Michael) [hw1]
13) 1 levels (1 rats) (~ pube!) [hw1]
14) 1 levels (1 rats) (₲enz) [hw1]
15) 1 levels (1 rats) (Aerys) [hw1]
16) 1 levels (1 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
17) 1 levels (1 rats) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
18) 1 levels (1 rats) (trashman) [hw2]
[Show where I rank]
Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 3(★ Jenna ★) [hw1]
2) 3(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 3(★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
4) 2.76(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 2.72(Sekla) [hw2]
6) 1.88(Sobriety) [hw2]
7) 1.72(tim@arena) [hw1]
8) 1.6(Aerys) [hw1]
9) 1.44(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
10) 1.32((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
11) 1.32(Bumper W) [fb]
12) 1.28(® Scott) [hw2]
13) 1.24(Gerard) [hw1]
14) 1.24(Lumberjack™) [hw1]
15) 1.2({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
16) 1.08(~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
17) 1.04(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
18) 1(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
19) 0.88([Ƹ] Fantomet) [fb]
20) 0.84(johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
[Show where I rank]
Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $44,515 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) $43,182 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) $30,154 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
4) $29,460 (Also Josh) [hw2]
5) $27,600 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
6) $25,775 (henrietta) [hw1]
7) $22,733 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
8) $20,340 (Aerys) [hw1]
9) $17,924 (® Scott) [hw2]
10) $16,548 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
11) $16,380 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
12) $15,770 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
13) $15,768 (Millions.) [hw1]
14) $15,554 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
15) $14,896 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
16) $13,984 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
17) $13,565 (Ƭζ Mary) [hw1]
18) $13,393 (GenochA) [hw1]
19) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
20) $12,380 (Akabusi) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
[Show where I rank]
Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 15 (Arnold) [fb]
2) 14 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
3) 13 (TheBK69) [hw2]
4) 13 (Gordo) [hw1]
5) 12 (~ pube!) [hw1]
6) 12 (GenochA) [hw1]
7) 11 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
8) 11 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
9) 11 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
10) 9 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
11) 9 (pube9) [hw1]
12) 9 (  Boom!) [hw1]
13) 9 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
14) 9 (chappy6107) [hw1]
15) 9 (McLovin) [fb]
16) 8 (Pumpy) [hw1]
17) 8 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
18) 8 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
19) 8 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
20) 8 (Josh) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (Arnold) [fb]
2) 0 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
3) 0 (Pumpy) [hw1]
4) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
5) 0 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
6) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
7) 0 (Brak ™) [hw1]
8) 0 (homowars) [hw1]
9) 0 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
10) 0 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
11) 0 (Michael) [hw1]
12) 0 (pūb~) [hw1]
13) 0 (Sobriety) [hw2]
14) 0 (pube9) [hw1]
15) 0 (The original Bert) [hw2]
16) 0 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
17) 0 (SirBilly) [hw1]
18) 0 (Aimless Yodda Tὦ@) [hw1]
19) 0 (~ pube!) [hw1]
20) 0 (Millions.) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
[Show where I rank]
Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 11 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
2) 9 (Bumper W) [fb]
3) 8 (Krun) [hw1]
4) 8 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
5) 8 (Aerys) [hw1]
6) 8 (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 8 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
8) 8 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
9) 8 (Hidge) [hw2]
10) 8 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
11) 8 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
12) 8 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
13) 8 (Maggot) [hw1]
14) 8 (Bertha) [hw2]
15) 8 (Character Name) [hw1]
16) 8 (Axol §ΰV ES) [hw2]
17) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
18) 7 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
19) 7 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
20) 7 (Michael) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]
Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 17 (84.62%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
2) 16 (89.47%) (Michael) [hw1]
3) 15 (91.89%) (Arnold) [fb]
4) 14 (90.91%) (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
5) 13 (100%) (The original Bert) [hw2]
6) 13 (86.84%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
7) 12 (96.43%) (Krun) [hw1]
8) 11 (70.27%) (~ pube!) [hw1]
9) 10 (94.74%) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
10) 10 (82.76%) (Stein) [hw1]
11) 10 (77.78%) (Brak ™) [hw1]
12) 9 (95%) (₲undaLa) [fb]
13) 9 (90.48%) (~ Pube) [hw1]
14) 9 (71.43%) (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
15) 9 (63.33%) (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
16) 8 (100%) (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
17) 8 (100%) (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
18) 8 (100%) (  Boom!) [hw1]
19) 8 (87.5%) (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
20) 8 (84.21%) (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
[Show where I rank]

Jump to previous Arena Rounds:
[Back to City]