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Hobo World Records
as of 3:00 am, April 4th, 2024
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 234 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
2) 247 points (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
3) 271 points (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
4) 285 points (yeti) [hw1]
5) 287 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
6) 291 points (P$Y) [hw2]
7) 299 points (Chad) [fb]
8) 323 points (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
9) 333 points (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 382 points (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
11) 452 points (Vaddikin) [hw1]
12) 524 points (doodie) [hw1]
13) 556 points (froobz) [hw1]
14) 596 points (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
15) 650 points (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
16) 681 points ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
17) 686 points (Arwana) [fb]
18) 728 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
19) 784 points (Gundulmu) [fb]
20) 799 points (McGangBang276) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 189 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 189 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 188 (Azza) [hw2]
4) 185 (Bum Cheese) [hw1]
5) 139 (Vora) [hw2]
6) 116 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 112 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
8) 112 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 111 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
10) 111 (The Two Time) [hw2]
11) 110 (powercrept) [hw2]
12) 110 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
13) 109 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
14) 108 (Chad) [fb]
15) 107 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
16) 104 (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
17) 103 (4narchy) [hw2]
18) 102 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
19) 102 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 101 (Show Me Something Special) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 1080.5093 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
2) 1064.2040 (pūb~) [hw1]
3) 1062.2597 (gojo) [hw2]
4) 1045.1124 (:):) [hw1]
5) 1022.6267 (SixtyNine420) [hw2]
6) 878.5938 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 873.0139 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 872.1856 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 870.6394 (42069) [hw2]
10) 865.6546 (Chad) [fb]
11) 864.5990 (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 826.0488 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 808.6456 ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
14) 792.3960 (Joe Slovo) [hw1]
15) 782.6384 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 782.0165 (yeti) [hw1]
17) 746.7993 (mot-IIV-hate) [hw2]
18) 746.0266 (Mai) [fb]
19) 725.8219 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
20) 705.4748 (*Srsly*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon *
1) 8,165 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
2) 6,565 (4narchy) [hw2]
3) 6,249 (The Two Time) [hw2]
4) 3,808 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
5) 2,229 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
6) 1,571 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 1,473 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 1,351 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 1,329 (Chad) [fb]
10) 1,216 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
11) 1,090 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 962 (CMAF) [hw2]
13) 931 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 868 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
15) 833 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
16) 831 (MeRK) [hw1]
17) 773 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
18) 741 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
19) 669 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 668 (Show Me Something Special) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 381,848 (Ja’Crispy) [hw1]
2) 302,343 (RobbieRotten) [hw1]
3) 288,972 (Smelly Shelly) [hw2]
4) 269,170 (ℓƒ Stron) [fb]
5) 153,877 (Phuck) [hw2]
6) 129,231 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
7) 121,160 (CMAF) [hw2]
8) 110,990 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 102,358 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 101,082 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
11) 100,863 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 97,700 (yeti) [hw1]
13) 94,243 ({EPZ} ßRØñX HØßØ {EPZ) [hw1]
14) 87,351 (Chad) [fb]
15) 78,418 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
16) 73,245 (Fattyblaze69) [hw1]
17) 72,513 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) 70,164 (I wonder if I’m gay) [hw1]
19) 59,180 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 58,362 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 107178 (Pata) [hw1]
2) 104341 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
3) 102116 (diglett) [hw1]
4) 96982 (Blondie) [hw2]
5) 94372 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
6) 55062 (noodles) [hw1]
7) 45356 (McLovin) [fb]
8) 22485 (doodie) [hw1]
9) 21613 (Josh) [hw1]
10) 21438 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
11) 20265 (Swansong) [fb]
12) 17499 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 16901 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 16290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
15) 11852 (P$Y) [hw2]
16) 11198 (Chad) [fb]
17) 11104 (Sweener) [fb]
18) 9891 (CultLeader) [hw1]
19) 9050 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
20) 8972 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 40 (Easily Searchable Name) [hw1]
2) 36 (froobz) [hw1]
3) 32 (Phuck #2.0) [hw2]
4) 29 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
5) 26 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
6) 25 (powercrept) [hw2]
7) 25 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
8) 22 (yeti) [hw1]
9) 20 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 20 (The Two Time) [hw2]
11) 20 (FяεaK) [hw2]
12) 15 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
13) 15 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 15 (ƒ DerpPchIdrEp) [hw1]
15) 14 (1722) [hw1]
16) 13 (P$Y) [hw2]
17) 13 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
18) 13 ([Ƹ] Kick) [fb]
19) 13 (Di§co §tu™) [fb]
20) 13 (VII gobey) [hw2]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 306 levels (10 rats) (P$Y) [hw2]
2) 256 levels (9 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 256 levels (8 rats) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
4) 253 levels (8 rats) (Killabecci) [hw1]
5) 250 levels (9 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
6) 242 levels (10 rats) (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
7) 232 levels (10 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 232 levels (8 rats) (yeti) [hw1]
9) 232 levels (9 rats) (†ëh Speedy-G) [hw1]
10) 225 levels (9 rats) (Chad) [fb]
11) 216 levels (9 rats) (:):) [hw1]
12) 208 levels (10 rats) (gojo) [hw2]
13) 188 levels (7 rats) (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 157 levels (6 rats) (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
15) 153 levels (6 rats) (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 153 levels (6 rats) (Vaddikin) [hw1]
17) 145 levels (6 rats) (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
18) 141 levels (5 rats) (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
19) 140 levels (4 rats) (◔_◔) [hw2]
20) 138 levels (6 rats) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 317.81(P$Y) [hw2]
2) 314.83(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 301.67(Chad) [fb]
4) 247.43(yeti) [hw1]
5) 241.16(\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
6) 227.63(pūb~) [hw1]
7) 223.66(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 199.201(CMAF) [hw2]
9) 173.82(42069) [hw2]
10) 170.43(noodles) [hw1]
11) 168.001(G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 166.05(Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 162.021(nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
14) 160.07(gojo) [hw2]
15) 152.91(ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
16) 151.75({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) 144.91(McGangBang276) [hw1]
18) 136.26(Vaddikin) [hw1]
19) 130.2(doodie) [hw1]
20) 128.311(Qweetard) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $13,530,324 (Blondie) [hw2]
2) $12,726,548 (McLovin) [fb]
3) $12,501,793 (diglett) [hw1]
4) $10,067,435 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) $9,353,933 (doodie) [hw1]
6) $9,099,056 (Pata) [hw1]
7) $8,893,179 (noodles) [hw1]
8) $7,990,070 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) $7,618,851 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
10) $6,849,200 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
11) $6,645,425 (Chad) [fb]
12) $5,353,221 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) $5,340,253 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
14) $5,074,800 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) $4,667,870 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
16) $4,354,585 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) $4,346,318 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
18) $3,955,993 (Swansong) [fb]
19) $3,679,667 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) $3,509,380 (CultLeader) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 535.076 (CMAF) [hw2]
2) 402.111 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
3) 361.611 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 335.181 (P$Y) [hw2]
5) 281.903 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
6) 279.974 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
7) 273.611 (Chad) [fb]
8) 271.95 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
9) 257.71 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 257.338 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
11) 256.082 (#Corpse Grinder) [hw2]
12) 253.822 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 252.31 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
14) 230.5 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 229.005 (pūb~) [hw1]
16) 216.612 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
17) 214.5 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
18) 205.38 (Killabecci) [hw1]
19) 200.21 (Baba Bòóey) [hw1]
20) 198.619 (yeti) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 2,045 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 1,994 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
3) 1,916 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) 1,870 (diglett) [hw1]
5) 1,808 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
6) 1,720 (Pata) [hw1]
7) 1,254 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
8) 1,253 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
9) 1,151 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
10) 957 (noodles) [hw1]
11) 939 (McLovin) [fb]
12) 705 (froobz) [hw1]
13) 674 (doodie) [hw1]
14) 579 (Dizzeazed) [fb]
15) 567 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
16) 526 (Zizzle) [hw2]
17) 489 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
18) 433 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 412 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
20) 407 (Josh) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 1452.81 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
2) 1183.3 (Swansong) [fb]
3) 1113 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
4) 439.54 (Stanley the knife) [hw1]
5) 250.16 (pube9) [hw1]
6) 133.25 (. .) [fb]
7) 111.4 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
8) 111.12 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
9) 93.9 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
10) 85.31 (Snooty Sloot) [hw1]
11) 77.73 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
12) 77.58 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
13) 69.2 (|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
14) 66.19 (Kaizurr1) [hw1]
15) 65.9 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
16) 61.75 (Chad) [fb]
17) 52.76 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
18) 46.72 (The Two Time) [hw2]
19) 45.3 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
20) 41.6 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 111 deceased rats (gojo) [hw2]
2) 89 deceased rats (:):) [hw1]
3) 88 deceased rats (P$Y) [hw2]
4) 86 deceased rats (Chad) [fb]
5) 81 deceased rats (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
6) 80 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 43 deceased rats (Blu) [hw1]
8) 40 deceased rats (pūb~) [hw1]
9) 39 deceased rats (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
10) 38 deceased rats (yeti) [hw1]
11) 32 deceased rats (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 19 deceased rats (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) 16 deceased rats (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 10 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
15) 5 deceased rats ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
16) 4 deceased rats (Gaban) [hw1]
17) 4 deceased rats (Gundulmu) [fb]
18) 4 deceased rats (Arwana) [fb]
19) 4 deceased rats (Johntom) [hw1]
20) 3 deceased rats (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 111 (79.52%) (Show Me Something Special) [hw1]
2) 106 (99.61%) (◔_◔) [hw2]
3) 103 (98.75%) (Ünaway) [fb]
4) 102 (65.13%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
5) 101 (98.75%) (Nevermind) [hw1]
6) 101 (74.64%) (MeRK) [hw1]
7) 100 (87.48%) (Almost dbl my lvl how sad) [hw1]
8) 100 (62.87%) (Dizzeazed) [fb]
9) 99 (100%) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 99 (68.03%) (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
11) 98 (68.32%) (Zizzle) [hw2]
12) 95 (87.86%) (Gundulmu) [fb]
13) 94 (98.11%) (-VII- SusiSorglos) [hw2]
14) 91 (99.48%) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
15) 87 (95.74%) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
16) 84 (93.99%) (McGangBang276) [hw1]
17) 83 (72.97%) ([£Ð]Wealdstone FC) [hw1]
18) 81 (95.2%) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 80 (98.83%) (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
20) 80 (88.8%) (Gaban) [hw1]
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