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Hobo World Records
as of 4:00 am, April 6th, 2024
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 210 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
2) 214 points (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
3) 223 points (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
4) 239 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 256 points (Chad) [fb]
6) 259 points (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
7) 269 points (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 286 points (yeti) [hw1]
9) 359 points (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 360 points (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
11) 471 points (doodie) [hw1]
12) 477 points (Vaddikin) [hw1]
13) 549 points (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
14) 564 points ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
15) 573 points (froobz) [hw1]
16) 656 points (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
17) 698 points (Arwana) [fb]
18) 706 points (Gundulmu) [fb]
19) 732 points (Mud) [hw1]
20) 732 points (Gaban) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 194 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 194 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 192 (Azza) [hw2]
4) 190 (Bum Cheese) [hw1]
5) 142 (Vora) [hw2]
6) 118 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 114 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 112 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
9) 111 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 111 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
11) 111 (4narchee) [hw2]
12) 110 (powercrept) [hw2]
13) 110 (Chad) [fb]
14) 109 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
15) 108 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
16) 106 (4narchy) [hw2]
17) 105 (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
18) 104 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 104 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
20) 103 (:):) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 1097.9798 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
2) 1083.8306 (pūb~) [hw1]
3) 1082.6824 (gojo) [hw2]
4) 1063.2071 (:):) [hw1]
5) 1042.3433 (SixtyNine420) [hw2]
6) 901.9586 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 894.0425 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 893.7655 (42069) [hw2]
9) 892.0020 (P$Y) [hw2]
10) 890.4043 (Chad) [fb]
11) 864.5990 (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 841.7702 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 830.6991 ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
14) 813.1980 (Joe Slovo) [hw1]
15) 805.3051 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 799.1801 (yeti) [hw1]
17) 756.3286 (mot-IIV-hate) [hw2]
18) 755.9900 (Mai) [fb]
19) 748.0236 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
20) 715.9528 (*Srsly*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon *
1) 8,453 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
2) 6,974 (4narchy) [hw2]
3) 6,249 (4narchee) [hw2]
4) 3,914 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
5) 2,229 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
6) 1,654 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 1,596 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 1,590 (Chad) [fb]
9) 1,410 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 1,277 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
11) 1,143 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 999 (CMAF) [hw2]
13) 970 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 911 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
15) 879 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
16) 830 (MeRK) [hw1]
17) 814 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
18) 789 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
19) 751 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 707 (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 398,791 (Ja’Crispy) [hw1]
2) 316,143 (RobbieRotten) [hw1]
3) 288,972 (Smelly Shelly) [hw2]
4) 281,070 (ℓƒ Stron) [fb]
5) 156,851 (Phuck) [hw2]
6) 135,267 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
7) 126,673 (CMAF) [hw2]
8) 116,570 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 106,792 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
10) 105,741 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 105,683 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) 102,380 (yeti) [hw1]
13) 98,658 ({EPZ} ßRØñX HØßØ {EPZ) [hw1]
14) 93,753 (Chad) [fb]
15) 79,834 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
16) 76,257 (Fattyblaze69) [hw1]
17) 74,837 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) 70,401 (I wonder if I’m gay) [hw1]
19) 61,676 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 61,562 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 111678 (Pata) [hw1]
2) 108521 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
3) 104816 (diglett) [hw1]
4) 101482 (Blondie) [hw2]
5) 98872 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
6) 57723 (noodles) [hw1]
7) 49083 (McLovin) [fb]
8) 24415 (doodie) [hw1]
9) 22666 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
10) 21613 (Josh) [hw1]
11) 20265 (Swansong) [fb]
12) 17659 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 17367 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 16290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
15) 12723 (Chad) [fb]
16) 12233 (P$Y) [hw2]
17) 11547 (Sweener) [fb]
18) 10406 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
19) 9950 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
20) 9891 (CultLeader) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 41 (Easily Searchable Name) [hw1]
2) 35 (froobz) [hw1]
3) 30 (Phuck #2.0) [hw2]
4) 29 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
5) 28 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
6) 28 (4narchee) [hw2]
7) 28 (powercrept) [hw2]
8) 24 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
9) 22 (yeti) [hw1]
10) 20 (FяεaK) [hw2]
11) 17 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
12) 16 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
13) 16 (Di§co §tu™) [fb]
14) 16 (ƒ DerpPchIdrEp) [hw1]
15) 15 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
16) 14 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
17) 14 (Chad) [fb]
18) 14 (gojo) [hw2]
19) 14 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
20) 13 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 280 levels (9 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
2) 279 levels (10 rats) (P$Y) [hw2]
3) 278 levels (10 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 272 levels (9 rats) (Killabecci) [hw1]
5) 267 levels (8 rats) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
6) 266 levels (10 rats) (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
7) 252 levels (9 rats) (:):) [hw1]
8) 244 levels (8 rats) (yeti) [hw1]
9) 237 levels (10 rats) (Chad) [fb]
10) 232 levels (8 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
11) 232 levels (9 rats) (†ëh Speedy-G) [hw1]
12) 215 levels (10 rats) (gojo) [hw2]
13) 197 levels (7 rats) (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 167 levels (6 rats) (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
15) 160 levels (7 rats) (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 159 levels (6 rats) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
17) 159 levels (6 rats) (Vaddikin) [hw1]
18) 152 levels (6 rats) (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
19) 147 levels (5 rats) (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
20) 146 levels (4 rats) (◔_◔) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 335.63(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
2) 332.41(P$Y) [hw2]
3) 314.151(Chad) [fb]
4) 259.67(yeti) [hw1]
5) 253.3(\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
6) 237.83(pūb~) [hw1]
7) 236.71(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 204.001(CMAF) [hw2]
9) 181.34(42069) [hw2]
10) 176.13(Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
11) 175.121(G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 174.931(noodles) [hw1]
13) 170.021(nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
14) 168.59(gojo) [hw2]
15) 165.87(ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
16) 160.79({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) 152.23(McGangBang276) [hw1]
18) 142.82(Vaddikin) [hw1]
19) 136.56(:):) [hw1]
20) 133.48(doodie) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $13,752,598 (McLovin) [fb]
2) $13,329,724 (Blondie) [hw2]
3) $12,802,349 (diglett) [hw1]
4) $10,224,056 (Pata) [hw1]
5) $10,221,035 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) $9,878,267 (doodie) [hw1]
7) $9,527,879 (noodles) [hw1]
8) $9,346,102 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) $7,834,587 (Chad) [fb]
10) $6,647,851 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
11) $6,214,674 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
12) $5,524,633 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
13) $5,483,712 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) $5,146,560 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) $4,674,290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
16) $4,434,606 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
17) $4,252,660 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
18) $3,955,993 (Swansong) [fb]
19) $3,798,917 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) $3,512,028 (yeti) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 568.736 (CMAF) [hw2]
2) 411.111 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
3) 371.111 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 364.611 (P$Y) [hw2]
5) 303.25 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
6) 296.51 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
7) 291.111 (Chad) [fb]
8) 288.974 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
9) 271.751 (#Corpse Grinder) [hw2]
10) 264.911 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
11) 262.31 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
12) 261.838 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 256.322 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
14) 237.5 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 236.169 (pūb~) [hw1]
16) 232 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
17) 229.112 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
18) 224.07 (Killabecci) [hw1]
19) 206.119 (yeti) [hw1]
20) 200.21 (Baba Bòóey) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 2,212 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 2,094 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
3) 2,010 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) 1,937 (diglett) [hw1]
5) 1,902 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
6) 1,804 (Pata) [hw1]
7) 1,367 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
8) 1,300 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
9) 1,240 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
10) 1,010 (noodles) [hw1]
11) 996 (McLovin) [fb]
12) 854 (froobz) [hw1]
13) 678 (doodie) [hw1]
14) 605 (Dizzeazed) [fb]
15) 595 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
16) 556 (Zizzle) [hw2]
17) 511 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
18) 453 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 425 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
20) 418 (Chad) [fb]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 1984.61 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
2) 1416.9 (Swansong) [fb]
3) 1193.45 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
4) 707.2 (|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
5) 439.54 (Stanley the knife) [hw1]
6) 250.16 (pube9) [hw1]
7) 151.51 (Snooty Sloot) [hw1]
8) 133.25 (. .) [fb]
9) 111.42 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
10) 111.4 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
11) 96.7 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
12) 86.6 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
13) 77.73 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
14) 77.58 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
15) 66.19 (Kaizurr1) [hw1]
16) 64.45 (Chad) [fb]
17) 53.9 (Squabbit) [hw2]
18) 52.76 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
19) 50.12 (4narchee) [hw2]
20) 46.5 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 123 deceased rats (gojo) [hw2]
2) 98 deceased rats (P$Y) [hw2]
3) 96 deceased rats (Chad) [fb]
4) 93 deceased rats (:):) [hw1]
5) 91 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) 89 deceased rats (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 43 deceased rats (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
8) 43 deceased rats (Blu) [hw1]
9) 40 deceased rats (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 38 deceased rats (yeti) [hw1]
11) 32 deceased rats (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 21 deceased rats (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) 18 deceased rats (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 11 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
15) 7 deceased rats (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 6 deceased rats (Gundulmu) [fb]
17) 6 deceased rats (Gaban) [hw1]
18) 6 deceased rats (Arwana) [fb]
19) 6 deceased rats ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
20) 4 deceased rats (Johntom) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 111 (79.52%) (Congratz on Win, Navin!!!) [hw1]
2) 106 (99.61%) (◔_◔) [hw2]
3) 104 (64.38%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
4) 103 (98.75%) (Ünaway) [fb]
5) 101 (98.75%) (Nevermind) [hw1]
6) 101 (74.64%) (MeRK) [hw1]
7) 100 (87.48%) (Almost dbl my lvl how sad) [hw1]
8) 100 (67.85%) (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
9) 100 (62.6%) (Dizzeazed) [fb]
10) 99 (100%) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
11) 98 (67.99%) (Zizzle) [hw2]
12) 95 (87.55%) (Gundulmu) [fb]
13) 94 (98.11%) (-VII- SusiSorglos) [hw2]
14) 92 (99.02%) (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
15) 92 (98.47%) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
16) 90 (96.59%) (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
17) 87 (95.74%) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
18) 87 (92.62%) (McGangBang276) [hw1]
19) 85 (93.57%) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 85 (73.2%) ([£Ð]Wealdstone FC) [hw1]
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