| Highest Level - Those that are slutting 24/7 
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| Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds? 
 
| 1) $181,110,061 | (I can haz top bnkd csh ?) [hw1] |  
| 2) $180,163,861 | (Hotair10 is mobile) [hw1] |  
| 3) $94,548,054 | (Hoozer van Hoolio) [hw1] |  
| 4) $93,884,345 | (Andrew) [hw1] |  
| 5) $55,053,159 | (Głıtch) [fb] |  
| 6) $49,837,762 | (ॐ Invisible fInk) [fb] |  
| 7) $47,538,670 | (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1] |  
| 8) $47,096,530 | (~Chiki~) [fb] |  
| 9) $46,630,233 | (El-ahrairah) [hw2] |  
| 10) $46,432,696 | (Cartman) [hw1] |  
| 11) $45,061,008 | (BOOM IS THE BEST) [hw1] |  
| 12) $20,925,620 | (Kloxy) [fb] |  
| 13) $20,913,648 | (High ۞) [hw1] |  
| 14) $17,813,025 | (√ pendo opuad exTCA) [fb] |  
| 15) $17,802,956 | (  Boombastic) [hw1] |  
| 16) $16,762,848 | (-Ʀτ-PeteTheBum) [fb] |  
| 17) $14,334,152 | (Ψ KattyShawshank) [fb] |  
| 18) $14,176,614 | (Jikilu Trials Master) [hw1] |  
| 19) $12,325,346 | (I can haz top lvl ?) [hw1] |  
| 20) $12,080,580 | (Broge) [hw2] |  | 
| Most Collective War Points - These hobos are stocking up on cans of whoopass like armageddon is coming 
 
| 1) 9,915 | (ॐ Invisible fInk) [fb] |  
| 2) 9,293 | (roofoo) [hw1] |  
| 3) 8,850 | (I can haz top lvl ?) [hw1] |  
| 4) 8,579 | (Rezender) [hw1] |  
| 5) 6,864 | (Zippey) [hw1] |  
| 6) 5,877 | (Kamikaze) [hw1] |  
| 7) 4,226 | (†ή® BeAsT) [hw2] |  
| 8) 3,746 | (|Z| SHADOW) [hw1] |  
| 9) 2,827 | (Phoenix) [hw2] |  
| 10) 2,793 | (Kloxy) [fb] |  
| 11) 2,585 | (Boo) [hw1] |  
| 12) 2,299 | (†Î Hecklrs Minion) [hw2] |  
| 13) 2,264 | (AoH DumFuk) [hw1] |  
| 14) 2,245 | (El-ahrairah) [hw2] |  
| 15) 2,132 | (pib.) [hw1] |  
| 16) 2,099 | (|δiN| RedFalcon) [hw1] |  
| 17) 2,060 | ([£Ð]ThankYou Veterans) [hw1] |  
| 18) 1,990 | (Trapezohedron) [fb] |  
| 19) 1,925 | (|δ| StephenWHawking) [hw1] |  
| 20) 1,571 | (Sterling Archer) [hw1] |  | 
| Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up 
 
| 1) 291,639 | (¤ARETOO¤) [hw1] |  
| 2) 289,965 | (Zippey) [hw1] |  
| 3) 276,249 | (aen) [hw1] |  
| 4) 230,362 | (AoH DumFuk) [hw1] |  
| 5) 206,529 | (pib.) [hw1] |  
| 6) 156,980 | (|нå|fR3aK sHOʬ) [fb] |  
| 7) 151,502 | (:-)) [hw1] |  
| 8) 149,082 | (Buster) [hw1] |  
| 9) 145,394 | (|Z| King Ξ) [hw1] |  
| 10) 142,658 | (|δiN| RedFalcon) [hw1] |  
| 11) 120,113 | (ƊƦ Manic Ninja) [hw1] |  
| 12) 111,467 | (Wayseer Lenny Poofo) [hw1] |  
| 13) 108,468 | (roofoo) [hw1] |  
| 14) 105,651 | (†ëh Hairy Hank) [hw1] |  
| 15) 98,208 | (Boo) [hw1] |  
| 16) 97,487 | (billy banjo) [hw1] |  
| 17) 95,800 | (Matuzalen) [hw1] |  
| 18) 95,598 | (Dick Church) [hw1] |  
| 19) 94,063 | (El-ahrairah) [hw2] |  
| 20) 87,879 | (Monkey D Luffy) [hw2] |  | 
| Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? 
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| Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids 
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