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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 9
as of 11:00 pm, December 14th, 2017
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 184 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
2) 187 points (Tsuruya) [hw1]
3) 213 points (Aerys) [hw1]
4) 223 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 225 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
6) 255 points (bitey) [hw1]
7) 281 points ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
8) 306 points (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
9) 323 points (Ølíмë) [hw1]
10) 326 points (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
11) 355 points (his penis) [hw2]
12) 379 points (Kloxy) [fb]
13) 471 points (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
14) 484 points (placeholder) [hw1]
15) 547 points (Greg.) [hw1]
16) 549 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
17) 714 points (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
18) 717 points ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
19) 773 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
20) 804 points (Öc†anë) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum *
1) 4,902 (†ëh Freddy 350k/750k) [hw1]
2) 4,543 (Josh) [hw1]
3) 3,716 (|δiN| Capt.JaneyWay) [hw1]
4) 2,452 (Pubes not found) [hw2]
5) 2,358 (-AH- Meatwad) [hw1]
6) 1,851 (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
7) 1,682 (? Cortez) [fb]
8) 1,662 (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
9) 1,522 (Dwight K. Schrute) [hw1]
10) 1,499 (Ψ KattyShawshank) [fb]
11) 1,066 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
12) 972 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
13) 948 (۞ Mahmahk) [hw1]
14) 702 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
15) 685 (~pube~) [hw1]
16) 675 (doodie) [hw1]
17) 629 (placeholder) [hw1]
18) 600 (pube9.9 wants 50points!) [hw1]
19) 587 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
20) 550 (his penis) [hw2]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad *
1) 427 deceased rats (Bob†ëhman) [hw1]
2) 412 deceased rats (Reinhardt) [hw1]
3) 299 deceased rats (vagabundo [09]) [hw1]
4) 219 deceased rats (Free Rapes :)) [hw1]
5) 142 deceased rats ((Pieman) Kevorkian) [hw1]
6) 115 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
7) 110 deceased rats (aspiring hobo) [hw1]
8) 89 deceased rats (Aerys) [hw1]
9) 85 deceased rats (Tsuruya) [hw1]
10) 83 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 79 deceased rats (Glitch) [fb]
12) 77 deceased rats (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
13) 54 deceased rats (bitey) [hw1]
14) 38 deceased rats (Kaуti) [hw1]
15) 36 deceased rats (Hobotooo) [hw2]
16) 31 deceased rats (Ghost) [hw1]
17) 26 deceased rats (SirBilly) [hw1]
18) 21 deceased rats (†ëh Curran) [hw1]
19) 19 deceased rats (T-Rev) [hw1]
20) 15 deceased rats (Ølíмë) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 44 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
2) 37 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
3) 34 (Big Sexy ~Pube) [fb]
4) 33 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 32 (Pubescent JiNX) [hw1]
6) 31 (Free Rapes :)) [hw1]
7) 30 (Tuatara) [hw1]
8) 29 (his penis) [hw2]
9) 29 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
10) 28 (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
11) 26 (beal) [fb]
12) 25 (Greg.) [hw1]
13) 25 (JiNX hbw2) [hw2]
14) 22 (placeholder) [hw1]
15) 20 (Zeroun.) [hw2]
16) 20 (SIF Assassin r/s) [hw2]
17) 20 (~pube) [hw1]
18) 19 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
19) 19 (Mojo) [hw2]
20) 19 (Turtle) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it. *
1) 155 (63.18%) ((Pieman) Pumpy) [hw1]
2) 152 (85%) (Kloxy) [fb]
3) 146 (48.43%) (:☠: △Bry™) [hw1]
4) 136 (60.47%) (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
5) 135 (38.14%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
6) 125 (74.76%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
7) 125 (43.29%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
8) 122 (49.08%) (Mojo 2.0) [hw1]
9) 112 (67.82%) (Grunge) [hw1]
10) 112 (66.7%) (Łƒblitzmom) [fb]
11) 112 (44.95%) (Greg.) [hw1]
12) 109 (66.53%) (1722) [hw1]
13) 109 (62.43%) (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
14) 107 (90.52%) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
15) 104 (83.67%) (~Sniper) [hw1]
16) 102 (84.74%) (bitey) [hw1]
17) 100 (93.82%) (Pulsey) [hw1]
18) 100 (89.51%) (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
19) 98 (58.4%) (Dwight K. Schrute) [hw1]
20) 96 (92.46%) (his penis) [hw2]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels.
1) 138 (Kloxy) [fb]
2) 127 (Grunge) [hw1]
3) 123 (bitey) [hw1]
4) 123 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
5) 121 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
6) 119 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
7) 119 (ƒ who) [hw1]
8) 116 (Aerys) [hw1]
9) 116 (:☠: △Bry™) [hw1]
10) 116 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 111 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
12) 111 (Greg.) [hw1]
13) 111 (his penis) [hw2]
14) 110 (placeholder) [hw1]
15) 109 ((Pieman) Pumpy) [hw1]
16) 102 (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
17) 102 (Pulsey) [hw1]
18) 101 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
19) 100 (kepano) [hw1]
20) 99 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it
1) 976.9094 (kepano) [hw1]
2) 960.5966 (Bob†ëhman) [hw1]
3) 919.6957 (Reinhardt) [hw1]
4) 896.2771 (vagabundo [09]) [hw1]
5) 871.8111 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) 862.9311 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
7) 851.7175 (SirBilly) [hw1]
8) 851.0113 (Free Rapes :)) [hw1]
9) 815.5891 (billy banjo) [hw1]
10) 809.3840 (/§\ Telly Stubbie 1) [hw2]
11) 805.1191 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
12) 798.5602 (pib) [hw1]
13) 787.3160 ((Pieman) Kevorkian) [hw1]
14) 781.8057 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
15) 771.5014 (Aimless Yodda Tὦ@) [hw1]
16) 769.1152 (|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
17) 763.4928 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
18) 755.4765 (GeorgeD) [hw1]
19) 752.5097 (aspiring hobo) [hw1]
20) 750.4663 (Öc†anë) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 290 levels (8 rats) (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
2) 279 levels (8 rats) (GenochA) [hw1]
3) 271 levels (10 rats) (billy banjo) [hw1]
4) 268 levels (9 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 251 levels (7 rats) (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
6) 241 levels (8 rats) (Ølíмë) [hw1]
7) 240 levels (8 rats) ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
8) 223 levels (6 rats) (Kloxy) [fb]
9) 212 levels (6 rats) (SirBilly) [hw1]
10) 211 levels (7 rats) (bitey) [hw1]
11) 205 levels (8 rats) (Aerys) [hw1]
12) 201 levels (5 rats) (Tsuruya) [hw1]
13) 178 levels (6 rats) (Trapezohedron) [fb]
14) 170 levels (8 rats) ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
15) 161 levels (6 rats) (Erarty) [hw1]
16) 158 levels (7 rats) (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
17) 156 levels (6 rats) (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
18) 149 levels (6 rats) (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
19) 149 levels (6 rats) (Pumpy) [hw2]
20) 148 levels (7 rats) (his penis) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 368.989(|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
2) 356.149(Swansong) [fb]
3) 354.979(«Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
4) 342.959(SirBilly) [hw1]
5) 342.731(Tsuruya) [hw1]
6) 335.231(Aerys) [hw1]
7) 332.401(doodie) [hw1]
8) 311.92(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 308.01(bitey) [hw1]
10) 295.28(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
11) 221.57(TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
12) 219.83(Kloxy) [fb]
13) 207.061(Josh) [hw1]
14) 183.27(Moon_Beam) [hw1]
15) 182.041(wanksta) [hw1]
16) 168.02(ƒ Kirky) [hw1]
17) 167.23({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
18) 158.64(GenochA) [hw1]
19) 155.8(TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
20) 155.73(Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $17,746,911 (~pube~) [hw1]
2) $13,368,226 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
3) $13,260,061 (pube9.9 wants 50points!) [hw1]
4) $11,590,745 (۞ Mahmahk) [hw1]
5) $11,267,232 (SirBilly) [hw1]
6) $10,552,676 (Pubes not found) [hw2]
7) $9,264,940 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
8) $8,843,483 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) $8,665,346 (Aerys) [hw1]
10) $7,726,608 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
11) $7,327,603 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
12) $7,261,391 (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
13) $7,119,770 (Kloxy) [fb]
14) $5,926,350 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
15) $5,414,655 (T-Rev) [hw1]
16) $5,109,680 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
17) $4,780,709 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
18) $4,696,772 (bitey) [hw1]
19) $4,508,196 (Squabbit) [hw2]
20) $4,375,289 (his penis) [hw2]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
1) 4,352 (Pulsey) [hw1]
2) 2,874 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
3) 2,636 ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
4) 2,610 (his penis) [hw2]
5) 2,345 (LoveFound ღ) [hw1]
6) 2,267 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 2,052 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
8) 2,043 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
9) 1,920 (:☠: △Bry™) [hw1]
10) 1,866 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) 1,778 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
12) 1,664 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
13) 1,620 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
14) 1,610 (placeholder) [hw1]
15) 1,517 (Molon Labe™) [hw1]
16) 1,465 (Brak ™) [hw1]
17) 1,455 (Grunge) [hw1]
18) 1,327 (bitey) [hw1]
19) 1,325 (SirBilly) [hw1]
20) 1,277 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up
1) 111,310 (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
2) 108,058 (bitey) [hw1]
3) 104,082 (Aerys) [hw1]
4) 102,539 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
5) 96,612 (Öc†anë) [hw1]
6) 95,763 (billy banjo) [hw1]
7) 94,609 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
8) 88,234 ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
9) 86,384 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) 81,784 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
11) 79,295 (Colonel Chestbridge) [hw1]
12) 77,520 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
13) 73,557 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
14) 73,523 (Awsomeface) [hw1]
15) 70,937 (his penis) [hw2]
16) 70,595 (SirBilly) [hw1]
17) 69,692 (GenochA) [hw1]
18) 67,866 (placeholder) [hw1]
19) 67,110 (Kloxy) [fb]
20) 61,293 (T-Rev) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 509.742 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
2) 411.11 (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
3) 408.563 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
4) 374.611 (Aerys) [hw1]
5) 356 (DizzyDean) [fb]
6) 348.611 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
7) 344.42 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
8) 338.956 (Erarty) [hw1]
9) 336.111 (bitey) [hw1]
10) 334.438 (Zizzle) [hw2]
11) 324.111 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 313.971 (Ψ KattyShawshank) [fb]
13) 308.111 (his penis) [hw2]
14) 306.111 (placeholder) [hw1]
15) 299.613 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
16) 297.993 (Colonel Chestbridge) [hw1]
17) 286.311 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
18) 285.706 (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
19) 277.458 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
20) 274.848 (SirBilly) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 5000.55 (GG I win cya next round) [hw1]
2) 3555.88 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 2879.3 (Beg With One Leg) [hw1]
4) 1111.15 (Step and a Half) [hw1]
5) 571.49 (Low Mining) [hw1]
6) 551.25 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
7) 420.03 (Ghost) [hw1]
8) 342.64 ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
9) 322.11 (SirBilly) [hw1]
10) 318.9 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
11) 306.85 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
12) 288.24 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
13) 286.7 (Squabbit) [hw2]
14) 277.92 (bitey) [hw1]
15) 271.17 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
16) 266.74 (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
17) 246.99 (Aerys) [hw1]
18) 235.67 ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
19) 201.9 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 169.58 ((Pieman) Pumpy) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good.
1) 52486 (~pube~) [hw1]
2) 47170 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
3) 43257 (۞ Mahmahk) [hw1]
4) 27636 (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
5) 21930 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
6) 19320 (Yuki Hit for WP) [hw1]
7) 16154 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
8) 16115 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
9) 15687 (pube9.9 wants 50points!) [hw1]
10) 15150 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 14804 (Squabbit) [hw2]
12) 12132 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
13) 12108 (SirBilly) [hw1]
14) 10880 (Krun) [hw1]
15) 9322 (Sobriety) [hw2]
16) 8844 (#Mr Mark) [hw2]
17) 8748 (adorabelle) [hw1]
18) 8580 (Ψ KattyShawshank) [fb]
19) 8508 (Greg.2) [hw2]
20) 8505 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
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