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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 1:00 am, March 8th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 253 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
2) 262 points (Aerys) [hw1]
3) 295 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
4) 361 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 374 points (GenochA) [hw1]
6) 378 points (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 410 points (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
8) 416 points (Gordo) [hw1]
9) 433 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
10) 436 points (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
11) 481 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
12) 490 points (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
13) 494 points (TeaSquire) [hw1]
14) 499 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
15) 502 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
16) 509 points ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
17) 512 points (Fxck!!) [hw1]
18) 513 points (Lil Bert) [hw2]
19) 524 points (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
20) 530 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 14 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
2) 13 (Arnold) [fb]
3) 13 (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
4) 12 (Sekla) [hw2]
5) 11 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
6) 11 (TheBK69) [hw2]
7) 11 (The original Bert) [hw2]
8) 11 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
9) 11 (SWE) [hw1]
10) 10 (Brak ™) [hw1]
11) 10 (Krun) [hw1]
12) 10 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
13) 10 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
14) 10 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
15) 10 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
16) 10 (henrietta) [hw1]
17) 10 (TheChosen) [hw1]
18) 10 (~ pube!) [hw1]
19) 10 (Mudin.) [hw1]
20) 10 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 93.0128 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 74.7078 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
3) 73.6286 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
4) 70.9140 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
5) 70.2583 (aen) [hw1]
6) 64.2268 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 58.9353 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
8) 58.1985 (Pumpy) [hw1]
9) 52.8809 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
10) 52.1590 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
11) 51.6761 (pūb~) [hw1]
12) 50.2081 (Bertster) [hw1]
13) 43.2848 (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 41.3239 (Aerys) [hw1]
15) 38.9092 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
16) 38.1355 (SirBilly) [hw1]
17) 38.0636 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
18) 37.9107 (Gordo) [hw1]
19) 36.5836 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
20) 36.4406 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 2,898 (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 2,354 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 1,550 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
4) 1,436 (Folink) [hw2]
5) 1,423 (GenochA) [hw1]
6) 1,406 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
7) 1,335 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
8) 1,227 (~ pube!) [hw1]
9) 1,167 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
10) 1,143 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
11) 1,120 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
12) 1,102 (Bertster) [hw1]
13) 1,096 (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 1,072 (🚫RaGiN🚫) [hw2]
15) 1,069 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
16) 1,040 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
17) 990 (Sara) [fb]
18) 980 (SirBilly) [hw1]
19) 979 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
20) 946 (chappy6107) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 15 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
2) 15 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
3) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
4) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
5) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
6) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
7) 8 (  Boom!) [hw1]
8) 8 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
9) 7.5 (Erarty) [hw1]
10) 6 (trashman) [hw2]
11) 6 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
12) 5.5 (Gordo) [hw1]
13) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
14) 5.05 (Mud) [hw1]
15) 5 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
16) 5 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
17) 5 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
18) 5 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
19) 5 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
20) 5 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 268 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 193 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 181 (Sobriety) [hw2]
4) 125 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 122 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
6) 119 (Also Josh) [hw2]
7) 92 (PErdition) [hw1]
8) 90 (Bumper W) [fb]
9) 87 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
10) 74 (® Scott) [hw2]
11) 69 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
12) 67 (Erarty) [hw1]
13) 66 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
14) 65 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
15) 63 (Axol §ΰV ES) [hw2]
16) 61 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
17) 61 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
18) 60 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
19) 57 (Aerys) [hw1]
20) 56 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 3 levels (1 rats) (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 3 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 1 levels (1 rats) (Arnold) [fb]
4) 1 levels (1 rats) (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
5) 1 levels (1 rats) (TheChosen) [hw1]
6) 1 levels (1 rats) (Michael) [hw1]
7) 1 levels (1 rats) (~ pube!) [hw1]
8) 1 levels (1 rats) (₲enz) [hw1]
9) 1 levels (1 rats) (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
10) 1 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
11) 1 levels (1 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
12) 1 levels (1 rats) (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 1 levels (1 rats) (trashman) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 3(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 3(★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
3) 2.32(Sekla) [hw2]
4) 2.12(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 1.72(tim@arena) [hw1]
6) 1.44(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
7) 1.28(® Scott) [hw2]
8) 1.2(Gerard) [hw1]
9) 1.2({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
10) 1.04(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 1(Sobriety) [hw2]
12) 1(Bumper W) [fb]
13) 1(Aerys) [hw1]
14) 0.92((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
15) 0.84(johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
16) 0.72(chappy6107) [hw1]
17) 0.68(Lumberjack™) [hw1]
18) 0.6(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
19) 0.56(☠ West Brook) [hw2]
20) 0.52(Tuatara) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $44,515 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) $42,682 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) $29,460 (Also Josh) [hw2]
4) $28,696 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
5) $27,600 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
6) $25,775 (henrietta) [hw1]
7) $19,990 (Aerys) [hw1]
8) $17,924 (® Scott) [hw2]
9) $17,538 (Millions.) [hw1]
10) $15,048 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
11) $13,984 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
12) $13,393 (GenochA) [hw1]
13) $13,014 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
14) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
15) $11,855 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
16) $11,135 (Gordo) [hw1]
17) $10,625 (chappy6107) [hw1]
18) $10,328 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
19) $9,181 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
20) $9,155 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 14 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
2) 12 (GenochA) [hw1]
3) 11 (Arnold) [fb]
4) 10 (~ pube!) [hw1]
5) 10 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
6) 9 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
7) 9 (TheBK69) [hw2]
8) 9 (chappy6107) [hw1]
9) 8 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
10) 7 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
11) 7 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
12) 7 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
13) 7 (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 7 (Gordo) [hw1]
15) 7 (Also Josh) [hw2]
16) 7 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
17) 7 (tim@arena) [hw1]
18) 7 (🔮 Virgin Venom) [fb]
19) 7 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
20) 6 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (Arnold) [fb]
2) 0 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
3) 0 (TheBK69) [hw2]
4) 0 (Brak ™) [hw1]
5) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
6) 0 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
7) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
8) 0 (Pumpy) [hw1]
9) 0 (homowars) [hw1]
10) 0 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
11) 0 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
12) 0 (No 🚫 JoJo) [hw2]
13) 0 (The original Bert) [hw2]
14) 0 (Rocky) [hw2]
15) 0 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
16) 0 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
17) 0 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
18) 0 (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
19) 0 (#PsyBERT Bully) [hw2]
20) 0 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 10 (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 10 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
3) 9 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
4) 8 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
5) 8 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
6) 8 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 8 (Bumper W) [fb]
8) 8 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
9) 8 (Axol §ΰV ES) [hw2]
10) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
11) 7 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
12) 7 (Michael) [hw1]
13) 7 (homowars) [hw1]
14) 7 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
15) 7 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
16) 7 (GenochA) [hw1]
17) 7 (Cartman) [hw2]
18) 7 (Wall-E) [hw1]
19) 7 (McLovin) [fb]
20) 6 (TheBK69) [hw2]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 16 (89.47%) (Michael) [hw1]
2) 15 (91.89%) (Arnold) [fb]
3) 13 (100%) (The original Bert) [hw2]
4) 13 (86.84%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
5) 13 (84.85%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
6) 11 (72.22%) (~ pube!) [hw1]
7) 10 (94.74%) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
8) 10 (82.76%) (Stein) [hw1]
9) 10 (77.78%) (Brak ™) [hw1]
10) 9 (95%) (₲undaLa) [fb]
11) 9 (90.48%) (~ Pube) [hw1]
12) 9 (83.33%) (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
13) 8 (100%) (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 8 (100%) (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
15) 8 (87.5%) (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
16) 8 (84.21%) (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
17) 7 (100%) (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
18) 7 (77.78%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
19) 6 (100%) (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
20) 6 (90.91%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
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