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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 3:00 am, March 8th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 251 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
2) 276 points (Aerys) [hw1]
3) 313 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
4) 334 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 385 points (GenochA) [hw1]
6) 400 points (  Boom!) [hw1]
7) 427 points (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
8) 440 points (Gordo) [hw1]
9) 449 points (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
10) 457 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
11) 458 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
12) 476 points (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
13) 490 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
14) 503 points (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
15) 518 points (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
16) 518 points (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
17) 526 points ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
18) 526 points (TheBK69) [hw2]
19) 545 points (Fxck!!) [hw1]
20) 558 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 14 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
2) 13 (Arnold) [fb]
3) 13 (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
4) 12 (TheBK69) [hw2]
5) 12 (Sekla) [hw2]
6) 11 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
7) 11 (The original Bert) [hw2]
8) 11 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
9) 11 (TheChosen) [hw1]
10) 11 (SWE) [hw1]
11) 10 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
12) 10 (Brak ™) [hw1]
13) 10 (Krun) [hw1]
14) 10 (Michael) [hw1]
15) 10 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
16) 10 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
17) 10 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
18) 10 (Rapes 20K[SS]Slowski) [hw1]
19) 10 (henrietta) [hw1]
20) 10 (~ pube!) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 93.0128 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
2) 76.4350 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) 74.7078 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
4) 73.6286 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
5) 70.2583 (aen) [hw1]
6) 64.3003 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
7) 64.2268 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
8) 58.1985 (Pumpy) [hw1]
9) 52.8809 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
10) 52.1590 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
11) 51.6761 (pūb~) [hw1]
12) 50.2081 (Bertster) [hw1]
13) 43.5348 (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 41.3239 (Aerys) [hw1]
15) 38.9092 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
16) 38.1355 (SirBilly) [hw1]
17) 38.0636 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
18) 37.9107 (Gordo) [hw1]
19) 36.5836 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
20) 36.4406 (-VII-Donkey Bert) [hw2]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 2,898 (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 2,354 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 1,681 (Folink) [hw2]
4) 1,550 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
5) 1,423 (GenochA) [hw1]
6) 1,414 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
7) 1,406 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
8) 1,365 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
9) 1,227 (~ pube!) [hw1]
10) 1,194 (🍻RaND0m M0nk3y) [hw1]
11) 1,189 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
12) 1,143 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
13) 1,124 (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 1,118 (TheBK69) [hw2]
15) 1,112 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
16) 1,102 (Bertster) [hw1]
17) 1,072 (🚫RaGiN🚫) [hw2]
18) 1,069 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
19) 1,048 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
20) 990 (Sara) [fb]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 15 (Pumpy :)) [hw2]
2) 15 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
3) 12 (pube9) [hw1]
4) 12 (Josh) [hw1]
5) 12 (Melzie88) [hw1]
6) 12 (Akabusi) [hw1]
7) 8 (  Boom!) [hw1]
8) 8 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
9) 7.5 (Erarty) [hw1]
10) 6 (trashman) [hw2]
11) 6 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
12) 5.5 (Gordo) [hw1]
13) 5.05 ([oя] Queen) [fb]
14) 5.05 (Mud) [hw1]
15) 5 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
16) 5 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
17) 5 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
18) 5 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
19) 5 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
20) 5 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 268 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 193 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 181 (Sobriety) [hw2]
4) 125 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 119 (Also Josh) [hw2]
6) 92 (PErdition) [hw1]
7) 90 (Bumper W) [fb]
8) 87 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
9) 85 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
10) 81 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
11) 81 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
12) 74 (® Scott) [hw2]
13) 67 (Erarty) [hw1]
14) 66 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
15) 65 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
16) 63 (Axol §ΰV ES) [hw2]
17) 62 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
18) 61 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
19) 61 (Aerys) [hw1]
20) 61 (Explore City 1,1) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 3 levels (1 rats) (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
2) 3 levels (1 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 1 levels (1 rats) (Arnold) [fb]
4) 1 levels (1 rats) (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
5) 1 levels (1 rats) (TheChosen) [hw1]
6) 1 levels (1 rats) (~ pube!) [hw1]
7) 1 levels (1 rats) (₲enz) [hw1]
8) 1 levels (1 rats) (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
9) 1 levels (1 rats) (Michael) [hw1]
10) 1 levels (1 rats) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
11) 1 levels (1 rats) (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
12) 1 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
13) 1 levels (1 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
14) 1 levels (1 rats) (trashman) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 3(★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
2) 3(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 2.4(Sekla) [hw2]
4) 2.32(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 1.72(tim@arena) [hw1]
6) 1.44(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
7) 1.4(Aerys) [hw1]
8) 1.32((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
9) 1.28(® Scott) [hw2]
10) 1.24(Gerard) [hw1]
11) 1.2({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
12) 1.08(~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 1.04(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
14) 1(Bumper W) [fb]
15) 1(Sobriety) [hw2]
16) 0.84(johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
17) 0.8(l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
18) 0.72(chappy6107) [hw1]
19) 0.68(Lumberjack™) [hw1]
20) 0.6(TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $44,515 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) $43,182 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) $29,460 (Also Josh) [hw2]
4) $28,696 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
5) $27,600 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
6) $25,775 (henrietta) [hw1]
7) $20,140 (Aerys) [hw1]
8) $19,983 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
9) $17,924 (® Scott) [hw2]
10) $17,768 (Millions.) [hw1]
11) $16,548 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
12) $15,554 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
13) $13,984 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
14) $13,393 (GenochA) [hw1]
15) $13,014 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
16) $12,600 ([-®-] Scott) [fb]
17) $11,855 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
18) $11,135 (Gordo) [hw1]
19) $10,625 (chappy6107) [hw1]
20) $10,328 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 14 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
2) 13 (TheBK69) [hw2]
3) 12 (GenochA) [hw1]
4) 11 (Arnold) [fb]
5) 11 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
6) 10 (~ pube!) [hw1]
7) 10 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
8) 9 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
9) 9 (chappy6107) [hw1]
10) 8 (Wall-E) [hw1]
11) 8 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
12) 7 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
13) 7 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
14) 7 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
15) 7 (  Boom!) [hw1]
16) 7 (Gordo) [hw1]
17) 7 (Also Josh) [hw2]
18) 7 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
19) 7 (tim@arena) [hw1]
20) 7 (🔮 Virgin Venom) [fb]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 0 (Arnold) [fb]
2) 0 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
3) 0 (TheBK69) [hw2]
4) 0 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
5) 0 (Brak ™) [hw1]
6) 0 (Krun) [hw1]
7) 0 (Michael) [hw1]
8) 0 (Pumpy) [hw1]
9) 0 (homowars) [hw1]
10) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
11) 0 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
12) 0 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 0 (~ sick_dudes_pubes) [hw2]
14) 0 (No 🚫 JoJo) [hw2]
15) 0 (The original Bert) [hw2]
16) 0 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
17) 0 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
18) 0 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
19) 0 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
20) 0 (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 9 (☠ West Brook) [hw2]
2) 8 (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
3) 8 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
4) 8 (Bumper W) [fb]
5) 8 (Aerys) [hw1]
6) 8 (Bertha) [hw2]
7) 8 (Axol §ΰV ES) [hw2]
8) 8 (RiftRaft) [hw1]
9) 7 (TheBK69) [hw2]
10) 7 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
11) 7 (The original Bert) [hw2]
12) 7 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
13) 7 (Michael) [hw1]
14) 7 (homowars) [hw1]
15) 7 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
16) 7 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
17) 7 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
18) 7 ((Pieman) webby Lotto!) [hw1]
19) 7 (🍺 DF RogerHobo) [hw1]
20) 7 (GenochA) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 16 (89.47%) (Michael) [hw1]
2) 15 (91.89%) (Arnold) [fb]
3) 13 (100%) (The original Bert) [hw2]
4) 13 (86.84%) (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
5) 13 (84.85%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
6) 11 (72.22%) (~ pube!) [hw1]
7) 10 (94.74%) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
8) 10 (82.76%) (Stein) [hw1]
9) 10 (77.78%) (Brak ™) [hw1]
10) 9 (95%) (₲undaLa) [fb]
11) 9 (90.48%) (~ Pube) [hw1]
12) 9 (71.43%) (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
13) 8 (100%) (~§~Dumpstar) [hw1]
14) 8 (100%) (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
15) 8 (100%) (  Boom!) [hw1]
16) 8 (87.5%) (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
17) 8 (84.21%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
18) 8 (84.21%) (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
19) 7 (100%) (*RA*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
20) 7 (77.78%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
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