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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 11:00 am, March 20th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 225 points (Aerys) [hw1]
2) 230 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 240 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
4) 335 points (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
5) 348 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
6) 434 points (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
7) 481 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
8) 484 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
9) 555 points (TeaSquire) [hw1]
10) 564 points (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
11) 595 points (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
12) 637 points (Michael) [hw1]
13) 655 points (GenochA) [hw1]
14) 666 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
15) 670 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
16) 695 points (Squabbit) [hw2]
17) 701 points (Gordo) [hw1]
18) 751 points (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
19) 762 points (搞啥459) [hw1]
20) 763 points (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 90 (Pumpy) [hw1]
2) 82 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 80 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
4) 77 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
5) 61 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
6) 54 (Aerys) [hw1]
7) 52 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
8) 52 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 50 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
10) 50 (Folink) [hw2]
11) 45 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
12) 43 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
13) 43 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
14) 43 (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
15) 42 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
16) 42 (Gordo) [hw1]
17) 41 (aen) [hw1]
18) 40 (Arnold) [fb]
19) 40 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
20) 40 (pūb~) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 588.3782 (aen) [hw1]
2) 584.1527 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 580.1043 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
4) 570.4467 (pūb~) [hw1]
5) 523.4956 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
6) 521.2831 (Gordo) [hw1]
7) 503.9029 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
8) 483.8528 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
9) 462.7286 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
10) 446.6394 (Millions.) [hw1]
11) 394.0874 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 388.9868 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
13) 385.7906 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
14) 379.1561 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
15) 374.2482 (SirBilly) [hw1]
16) 363.4200 (Melzie88) [hw1]
17) 352.5673 (Aerys) [hw1]
18) 341.8395 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
19) 340.5720 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
20) 333.6476 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 84,514 (Donkey Bert) [hw2]
2) 81,101 (ay 22s) [hw1]
3) 73,684 (Bertster) [hw1]
4) 55,676 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
5) 38,653 (SirBilly) [hw1]
6) 38,404 (Jigglesworth) [hw1]
7) 28,209 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
8) 26,383 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
9) 26,143 (Aerys) [hw1]
10) 24,132 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
11) 22,523 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
12) 20,431 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
13) 18,955 (®Hiro -♥-) [hw2]
14) 18,460 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
15) 17,986 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
16) 15,749 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
17) 15,229 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
18) 15,109 (ZNïCD) [hw1]
19) 15,049 (搞啥459) [hw1]
20) 14,750 (Musehobo) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 201.571 ( Boombastic) [hw1]
2) 173.677 (chappy6107) [hw1]
3) 171.03 (Bort) [hw2]
4) 168.15 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 85.5 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
6) 77.1 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
7) 72.7 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
8) 71.78 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
9) 67 (Vicious Vixen) [fb]
10) 59.6 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
11) 54.611 (Aerys) [hw1]
12) 54.248 (vagabundo [2020]) [hw1]
13) 53.529 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
14) 51.965 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
15) 51.58 (Michael) [hw1]
16) 50.052 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
17) 49.749 (Gordo) [hw1]
18) 48.212 (Not Playing) [hw1]
19) 46.306 (SirBilly) [hw1]
20) 45.5 (Joe Slovo) [hw2]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 21545 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
2) 21277 (Also Josh) [hw2]
3) 20267 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 12505 (tim@arena) [hw1]
5) 10197 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
6) 9587 (Arnold) [fb]
7) 7457 (Mahmahk) [hw1]
8) 7252 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
9) 7115 (Sobriety) [hw2]
10) 7076 (doodie) [hw1]
11) 5335 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
12) 3608 (ƒ Berts fanclub) [hw1]
13) 3367 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
14) 3293 (★ Jenna ★) [hw1]
15) 3245 (~ pube!) [hw1]
16) 2864 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
17) 2851 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
18) 2789 (McLovin) [fb]
19) 2609 (No Mas) [hw1]
20) 2494 (Sayonara) [hw2]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 73 levels (7 rats) (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
2) 64 levels (4 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
3) 61 levels (5 rats) (Gordo) [hw1]
4) 58 levels (5 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 56 levels (5 rats) (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
6) 50 levels (4 rats) (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
7) 50 levels (4 rats) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
8) 49 levels (5 rats) (Aerys) [hw1]
9) 47 levels (3 rats) (Sleepy Returns) [hw1]
10) 46 levels (5 rats) (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
11) 45 levels (3 rats) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
12) 45 levels (4 rats) ( Boombastic) [hw1]
13) 44 levels (5 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
14) 42 levels (4 rats) (GenochA) [hw1]
15) 36 levels (3 rats) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
16) 35 levels (2 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
17) 34 levels (3 rats) (SirBilly) [hw1]
18) 34 levels (3 rats) (Bertha) [hw2]
19) 34 levels (2 rats) (Bort) [hw2]
20) 33 levels (3 rats) (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 70.34(pūb~) [hw1]
2) 69.17(Aerys) [hw1]
3) 57.16(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 56.52(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 43.83(Michael) [hw1]
6) 42.66(aen) [hw1]
7) 40.42(#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
8) 37.53(:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
9) 36.09(TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
10) 35.77(Lumberjack™) [hw1]
11) 35.1(Bort) [hw2]
12) 34.71(SirBilly) [hw1]
13) 34.59(Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
14) 34.28(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
15) 31.75(Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
16) 30.21(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
17) 29.97(†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
18) 29.46(Jigglesworth) [hw1]
19) 28.85(Sara) [fb]
20) 28.02( Boombastic) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $2,251,892 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
2) $1,916,409 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
3) $1,443,781 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
4) $1,200,915 (tim@arena) [hw1]
5) $1,138,038 (doodie) [hw1]
6) $1,080,710 (Mahmahk) [hw1]
7) $923,004 (Sobriety) [hw2]
8) $774,145 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
9) $755,966 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) $735,402 (Michael) [hw1]
11) $685,994 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
12) $643,850 (|Z| Blumorphosno †) [hw1]
13) $628,982 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
14) $562,584 (Aerys) [hw1]
15) $508,270 (SirBilly) [hw1]
16) $452,692 (Joe Slovo) [hw2]
17) $414,933 (vagabundo [2020]) [hw1]
18) $387,702 (Arnold) [fb]
19) $384,536 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
20) $368,766 (Josh) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
1) 1,111 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
2) 1,032 (LoveFound ღ) [hw1]
3) 737 (₲undulmu) [fb]
4) 515 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
5) 498 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
6) 475 (Brak ™) [hw1]
7) 435 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
8) 382 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
9) 377 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) 373 (§-Chan-§) [hw2]
11) 353 (Folink) [hw2]
12) 347 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 299 (₲enz) [hw1]
14) 293 (Sekla) [hw2]
15) 287 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
16) 279 (Arnold) [fb]
17) 268 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
18) 254 (Aerys) [hw1]
19) 249 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 240 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 518 (Josh) [hw1]
2) 515 (Also Josh) [hw2]
3) 354 (Bort) [hw2]
4) 304 (tim@arena) [hw1]
5) 194 (Mahmahk) [hw1]
6) 168 (doodie) [hw1]
7) 158 (Arnold) [fb]
8) 158 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
9) 149 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
10) 139 (Michael) [hw1]
11) 117 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
12) 114 (|Z| Blumorphosno †) [hw1]
13) 110 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
14) 109 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
15) 108 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
16) 106 (HELLA) [fb]
17) 104 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
18) 104 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
19) 103 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
20) 95 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 81.15 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
2) 57.2 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
3) 48.5 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
4) 34.87 (vagabundo [2020]) [hw1]
5) 32.7 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
6) 7.3 (Greg.) [hw1]
7) 4.65 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
8) 4.44 (Bertha) [hw2]
9) 3.91 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
10) 2.2 (搞啥459) [hw1]
11) 1.9 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
12) 1.01 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
13) 1 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
14) 0.75 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
15) 0.45 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
16) 0.23 (Stein) [hw1]
17) 0.23 (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
18) 0.2 (Gerard) [hw1]
19) 0.2 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
20) 0.05 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 3 deceased rats (Gordo) [hw1]
2) 3 deceased rats (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) 2 deceased rats (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
4) 1 deceased rats (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 1 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) 1 deceased rats (~ pube!) [hw1]
7) 1 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 15 (the big Lebowski 2) [hw2]
2) 15 (~Pube2) [hw1]
3) 15 (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
4) 13 (#PsyBERT Bully) [hw2]
5) 13 (l54l BatmanB) [hw1]
6) 12 (Aerys) [hw1]
7) 12 (LoveFound ღ) [hw1]
8) 12 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
9) 12 (Feather Reign) [hw2]
10) 12 (Chiz) [hw1]
11) 12 ( Boombastic) [hw1]
12) 12 (Wall-E) [hw1]
13) 12 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
14) 11 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
15) 11 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
16) 11 (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
17) 11 (₲enz) [hw1]
18) 11 ([Ƹ] Fantomet) [fb]
19) 11 (~ pube!) [hw1]
20) 11 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 70 (90.49%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
2) 62 (76.63%) (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
3) 60 (97.27%) (Aerys) [hw1]
4) 58 (95.37%) ([Ƹ] Fantomet) [fb]
5) 57 (95.02%) (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
6) 57 (87.4%) (SirBilly) [hw1]
7) 56 (77.42%) (Aimless Yodda Tὦ@) [hw1]
8) 55 (64.88%) (/§\ Telly Stubbie 1) [hw2]
9) 53 (92.89%) (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
10) 53 (92.16%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
11) 53 (88.76%) (Juan Beer) [hw1]
12) 51 (96.69%) (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
13) 50 (100%) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
14) 50 (99.71%) (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
15) 50 (99.42%) (Bertha) [hw2]
16) 50 (98.83%) (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
17) 50 (98.15%) (Trapezohedron) [fb]
18) 50 (97.71%) (Gerard) [hw1]
19) 50 (96.66%) (Folink) [hw2]
20) 50 (96.58%) (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
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