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Hobo World Records
as of 4:00 pm, April 2nd, 2024
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 243 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
2) 264 points (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
3) 271 points (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
4) 282 points (yeti) [hw1]
5) 282 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
6) 310 points (P$Y) [hw2]
7) 310 points (pūb~) [hw1]
8) 405 points (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
9) 413 points (Chad) [fb]
10) 413 points (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
11) 430 points (doodie) [hw1]
12) 498 points (Vaddikin) [hw1]
13) 544 points (froobz) [hw1]
14) 657 points (Arwana) [fb]
15) 670 points (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 732 points (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
17) 755 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
18) 763 points ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
19) 766 points (Gundulmu) [fb]
20) 803 points (Gaban) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 187 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 187 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 185 (Azza) [hw2]
4) 183 (Bum Cheese) [hw1]
5) 138 (Vora) [hw2]
6) 114 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 112 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
8) 111 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 111 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
10) 111 (The Two Time) [hw2]
11) 110 (powercrept) [hw2]
12) 109 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
13) 108 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
14) 107 (Chad) [fb]
15) 104 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
16) 103 (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
17) 102 (4narchy) [hw2]
18) 101 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 101 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
20) 101 (ComeGetYourFreshFries) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 1066.9389 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
2) 1050.7008 (pūb~) [hw1]
3) 1047.3755 (gojo) [hw2]
4) 1035.0229 (:):) [hw1]
5) 1006.0637 (SixtyNine420) [hw2]
6) 864.5990 (Thugbane) [hw1]
7) 864.4564 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
8) 856.5955 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 855.5926 (Chad) [fb]
10) 853.8097 (42069) [hw2]
11) 852.4990 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) 815.2223 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 792.5897 ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
14) 778.0380 (Joe Slovo) [hw1]
15) 766.1702 (yeti) [hw1]
16) 763.4714 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
17) 742.1301 (mot-IIV-hate) [hw2]
18) 732.3039 (Mai) [fb]
19) 709.3980 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
20) 695.5150 (*Srsly*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon *
1) 7,914 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
2) 6,333 (4narchy) [hw2]
3) 6,249 (The Two Time) [hw2]
4) 3,760 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
5) 2,229 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
6) 1,513 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 1,387 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 1,250 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 1,173 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
10) 1,110 (Chad) [fb]
11) 1,070 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 942 (CMAF) [hw2]
13) 907 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 843 (MeRK) [hw1]
15) 826 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
16) 824 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
17) 749 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
18) 726 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
19) 668 (ComeGetYourFreshFries) [hw1]
20) 666 (tim@arena) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 371,649 (Ja’Crispy) [hw1]
2) 291,543 (RobbieRotten) [hw1]
3) 288,972 (Smelly Shelly) [hw2]
4) 258,387 (ℓƒ Stron) [fb]
5) 151,368 (Phuck) [hw2]
6) 123,687 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
7) 115,798 (CMAF) [hw2]
8) 107,025 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 99,342 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 97,268 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 97,070 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 96,032 (yeti) [hw1]
13) 92,131 ({EPZ} ßRØñX HØßØ {EPZ) [hw1]
14) 81,730 (Chad) [fb]
15) 75,205 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
16) 71,913 (pūb~) [hw1]
17) 71,602 (Fattyblaze69) [hw1]
18) 68,307 (I wonder if I’m gay) [hw1]
19) 56,777 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 55,700 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 103418 (Pata) [hw1]
2) 101197 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
3) 100366 (diglett) [hw1]
4) 93222 (Blondie) [hw2]
5) 90237 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
6) 53646 (noodles) [hw1]
7) 44103 (McLovin) [fb]
8) 21987 (doodie) [hw1]
9) 21613 (Josh) [hw1]
10) 20265 (Swansong) [fb]
11) 20098 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
12) 17199 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 16518 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 16290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
15) 10823 (Sweener) [fb]
16) 10792 (P$Y) [hw2]
17) 9431 (Chad) [fb]
18) 8951 (CultLeader) [hw1]
19) 8112 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
20) 7711 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 39 (Easily Searchable Name) [hw1]
2) 35 (froobz) [hw1]
3) 30 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
4) 30 (Phuck #2.0) [hw2]
5) 27 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
6) 24 (powercrept) [hw2]
7) 20 (FяεaK) [hw2]
8) 19 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
9) 18 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 16 (ƒ DerpPchIdrEp) [hw1]
11) 15 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 14 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
13) 14 (The Two Time) [hw2]
14) 14 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
15) 13 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
16) 13 (ComeGetYourFreshFries) [hw1]
17) 13 (1722) [hw1]
18) 12 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
19) 12 (Arwana) [fb]
20) 12 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 282 levels (10 rats) (P$Y) [hw2]
2) 242 levels (8 rats) (Killabecci) [hw1]
3) 240 levels (8 rats) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
4) 240 levels (9 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
5) 231 levels (10 rats) (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
6) 230 levels (9 rats) (†ëh Speedy-G) [hw1]
7) 223 levels (7 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
8) 222 levels (8 rats) (yeti) [hw1]
9) 220 levels (9 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 213 levels (9 rats) (Chad) [fb]
11) 209 levels (10 rats) (:):) [hw1]
12) 195 levels (10 rats) (gojo) [hw2]
13) 182 levels (7 rats) (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 166 levels (7 rats) (Vaddikin) [hw1]
15) 151 levels (6 rats) (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
16) 144 levels (5 rats) (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
17) 140 levels (6 rats) (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
18) 135 levels (6 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
19) 134 levels (6 rats) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 134 levels (5 rats) (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 308.26(P$Y) [hw2]
2) 301.86(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 290.95(Chad) [fb]
4) 239.55(yeti) [hw1]
5) 227.42(\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
6) 217.91(pūb~) [hw1]
7) 213.82(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 191.881(CMAF) [hw2]
9) 168.631(noodles) [hw1]
10) 166.94(42069) [hw2]
11) 159.72(G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 159.07(Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 157.34(nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
14) 145.51({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
15) 144.67(ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
16) 139.27(gojo) [hw2]
17) 137.99(McGangBang276) [hw1]
18) 130.3(Vaddikin) [hw1]
19) 127.88(doodie) [hw1]
20) 124.531(Qweetard) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $12,662,024 (Blondie) [hw2]
2) $12,365,738 (McLovin) [fb]
3) $11,856,293 (diglett) [hw1]
4) $9,364,995 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) $9,349,056 (Pata) [hw1]
6) $9,189,014 (doodie) [hw1]
7) $8,604,179 (noodles) [hw1]
8) $7,306,351 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
9) $7,014,252 (P$Y) [hw2]
10) $6,099,921 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
11) $5,952,285 (Chad) [fb]
12) $5,302,183 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
13) $5,264,722 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) $4,995,250 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) $4,667,870 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
16) $4,274,453 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
17) $4,217,585 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
18) $3,955,993 (Swansong) [fb]
19) $3,624,167 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) $3,460,313 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 512.826 (CMAF) [hw2]
2) 400.611 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
3) 347.611 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 323.181 (P$Y) [hw2]
5) 279.547 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
6) 270.474 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
7) 264.611 (Chad) [fb]
8) 259.15 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
9) 256.082 (#Corpse Grinder) [hw2]
10) 255.338 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
11) 253.822 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
12) 250.71 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
13) 247.81 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
14) 215.5 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 212 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
16) 211.505 (pūb~) [hw1]
17) 204.612 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
18) 200.21 (Baba Bòóey) [hw1]
19) 198.39 (Killabecci) [hw1]
20) 195.449 (yeti) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 1,939 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 1,929 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
3) 1,863 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) 1,828 (diglett) [hw1]
5) 1,758 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
6) 1,673 (Pata) [hw1]
7) 1,198 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
8) 1,191 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
9) 1,101 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
10) 937 (noodles) [hw1]
11) 905 (McLovin) [fb]
12) 671 (doodie) [hw1]
13) 560 (Dizzeazed) [fb]
14) 560 (froobz) [hw1]
15) 554 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
16) 503 (Zizzle) [hw2]
17) 450 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
18) 412 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
19) 407 (Josh) [hw1]
20) 406 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 1405.81 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
2) 1093 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
3) 1000.1 (Swansong) [fb]
4) 439.54 (Zero Fux Given) [hw1]
5) 250.16 (pube9) [hw1]
6) 133.25 (. .) [fb]
7) 111.12 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
8) 92.9 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
9) 85.31 (Snooty Sloot) [hw1]
10) 77.73 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
11) 70.6 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
12) 66.19 (Kaizurr1) [hw1]
13) 65.9 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
14) 54.31 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
15) 52.76 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
16) 46.72 (The Two Time) [hw2]
17) 45.3 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
18) 40.8 (Chad) [fb]
19) 39.02 (NoTWOge) [hw2]
20) 33.8 (P$Y) [hw2]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 102 deceased rats (gojo) [hw2]
2) 87 deceased rats (:):) [hw1]
3) 82 deceased rats (P$Y) [hw2]
4) 80 deceased rats (Chad) [fb]
5) 76 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) 73 deceased rats (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 43 deceased rats (Blu) [hw1]
8) 40 deceased rats (pūb~) [hw1]
9) 38 deceased rats (yeti) [hw1]
10) 36 deceased rats (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
11) 32 deceased rats (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 19 deceased rats (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) 15 deceased rats (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 9 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
15) 4 deceased rats ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
16) 4 deceased rats (Johntom) [hw1]
17) 3 deceased rats (Prуme MOP) [hw1]
18) 2 deceased rats (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
19) 2 deceased rats ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
20) 2 deceased rats (doodie) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 111 (79.52%) (ComeGetYourFreshFries) [hw1]
2) 102 (65.42%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
3) 101 (98.81%) (Ünaway) [fb]
4) 101 (74.64%) (MeRK) [hw1]
5) 100 (99.67%) (◔_◔) [hw2]
6) 100 (87.48%) (Almost dbl my lvl how sad) [hw1]
7) 99 (100%) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 99 (98.9%) (Nevermind) [hw1]
9) 97 (65.21%) (Dizzeazed) [fb]
10) 94 (98.11%) (-VII- SusiSorglos) [hw2]
11) 91 (99.48%) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 91 (75.04%) (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
13) 91 (72.61%) (Zizzle) [hw2]
14) 90 (87.64%) (Gundulmu) [fb]
15) 84 (93.99%) (McGangBang276) [hw1]
16) 82 (97.28%) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
17) 80 (98.83%) (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
18) 80 (85.54%) (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
19) 79 (95.35%) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 79 (73.71%) (No rats, so juice I guess) [hw1]
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