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Hobo World Records
as of 2:00 pm, April 3rd, 2024
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 245 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
2) 259 points (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
3) 273 points (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
4) 282 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
5) 284 points (yeti) [hw1]
6) 297 points (P$Y) [hw2]
7) 313 points (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
8) 331 points (Chad) [fb]
9) 357 points (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 424 points (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
11) 425 points (doodie) [hw1]
12) 431 points (Vaddikin) [hw1]
13) 546 points (froobz) [hw1]
14) 563 points ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
15) 587 points (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
16) 615 points (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
17) 664 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
18) 710 points (Gundulmu) [fb]
19) 728 points (Arwana) [fb]
20) 796 points (McGangBang276) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 188 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 188 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 187 (Azza) [hw2]
4) 184 (Bum Cheese) [hw1]
5) 139 (Vora) [hw2]
6) 115 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 112 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
8) 112 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 111 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
10) 111 (The Two Time) [hw2]
11) 110 (powercrept) [hw2]
12) 110 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
13) 109 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
14) 107 (Chad) [fb]
15) 106 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
16) 104 (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
17) 103 (4narchy) [hw2]
18) 102 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 102 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
20) 101 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 1077.3325 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
2) 1059.1445 (gojo) [hw2]
3) 1059.0338 (pūb~) [hw1]
4) 1041.9469 (:):) [hw1]
5) 1014.9058 (SixtyNine420) [hw2]
6) 868.4449 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 866.9879 (42069) [hw2]
8) 866.9049 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 864.5990 (Thugbane) [hw1]
10) 862.8195 (Chad) [fb]
11) 861.8138 (P$Y) [hw2]
12) 825.2361 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 801.2051 ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
14) 788.8568 (Joe Slovo) [hw1]
15) 775.5544 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 773.8232 (yeti) [hw1]
17) 746.7993 (mot-IIV-hate) [hw2]
18) 742.1095 (Mai) [fb]
19) 718.7222 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
20) 701.0728 (*Srsly*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon *
1) 8,086 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
2) 6,498 (4narchy) [hw2]
3) 6,249 (The Two Time) [hw2]
4) 3,784 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
5) 2,229 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
6) 1,537 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 1,438 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 1,327 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 1,207 (Chad) [fb]
10) 1,189 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
11) 1,090 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 953 (CMAF) [hw2]
13) 913 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 838 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
15) 837 (MeRK) [hw1]
16) 833 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
17) 760 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
18) 738 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
19) 668 (Show Me Something Special) [hw1]
20) 665 (tim@arena) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 377,898 (Ja’Crispy) [hw1]
2) 298,600 (RobbieRotten) [hw1]
3) 288,972 (Smelly Shelly) [hw2]
4) 265,096 (ℓƒ Stron) [fb]
5) 153,847 (Phuck) [hw2]
6) 127,137 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
7) 118,211 (CMAF) [hw2]
8) 107,267 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 100,395 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 99,508 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
11) 99,044 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 97,861 (yeti) [hw1]
13) 94,195 ({EPZ} ßRØñX HØßØ {EPZ) [hw1]
14) 84,620 (Chad) [fb]
15) 78,293 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
16) 73,013 (pūb~) [hw1]
17) 72,699 (Fattyblaze69) [hw1]
18) 68,632 (I wonder if I’m gay) [hw1]
19) 57,903 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 57,513 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 107178 (Pata) [hw1]
2) 102901 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
3) 101470 (diglett) [hw1]
4) 96982 (Blondie) [hw2]
5) 94372 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
6) 54365 (noodles) [hw1]
7) 44482 (McLovin) [fb]
8) 22485 (doodie) [hw1]
9) 21613 (Josh) [hw1]
10) 21191 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
11) 20265 (Swansong) [fb]
12) 17349 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 16901 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 16290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
15) 11729 (P$Y) [hw2]
16) 11029 (Sweener) [fb]
17) 10922 (Chad) [fb]
18) 9327 (CultLeader) [hw1]
19) 8882 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
20) 8588 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 39 (Easily Searchable Name) [hw1]
2) 35 (froobz) [hw1]
3) 31 (Phuck #2.0) [hw2]
4) 29 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
5) 26 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
6) 25 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
7) 24 (powercrept) [hw2]
8) 20 (FяεaK) [hw2]
9) 19 (yeti) [hw1]
10) 16 (VII- West Brook) [hw2]
11) 15 (ƒ DerpPchIdrEp) [hw1]
12) 14 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
13) 14 (1722) [hw1]
14) 13 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
15) 13 (The Two Time) [hw2]
16) 13 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
17) 13 (VII gobey) [hw2]
18) 12 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
19) 12 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
20) 12 (Di§co §tu™) [fb]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 270 levels (8 rats) (P$Y) [hw2]
2) 250 levels (8 rats) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
3) 250 levels (8 rats) (Killabecci) [hw1]
4) 249 levels (9 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
5) 234 levels (10 rats) (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
6) 233 levels (9 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 232 levels (9 rats) (†ëh Speedy-G) [hw1]
8) 226 levels (10 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 223 levels (8 rats) (yeti) [hw1]
10) 217 levels (9 rats) (Chad) [fb]
11) 213 levels (10 rats) (:):) [hw1]
12) 197 levels (10 rats) (gojo) [hw2]
13) 186 levels (7 rats) (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 155 levels (6 rats) (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
15) 153 levels (6 rats) (Vaddikin) [hw1]
16) 151 levels (5 rats) (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
17) 144 levels (6 rats) (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
18) 139 levels (4 rats) (◔_◔) [hw2]
19) 138 levels (6 rats) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 136 levels (7 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 316.39(P$Y) [hw2]
2) 314.06(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 297.99(Chad) [fb]
4) 242.87(yeti) [hw1]
5) 236.82(\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
6) 226.91(pūb~) [hw1]
7) 220.22(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 195.561(CMAF) [hw2]
9) 171.26(42069) [hw2]
10) 169.711(noodles) [hw1]
11) 163.24(G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 163.01(Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 160.301(nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
14) 157.55(gojo) [hw2]
15) 149.79(ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
16) 148.23({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) 142.51(McGangBang276) [hw1]
18) 134.82(Vaddikin) [hw1]
19) 128.72(doodie) [hw1]
20) 127.711(Qweetard) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $13,652,324 (Blondie) [hw2]
2) $12,416,798 (McLovin) [fb]
3) $12,245,793 (diglett) [hw1]
4) $9,840,620 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) $9,334,978 (doodie) [hw1]
6) $9,099,056 (Pata) [hw1]
7) $8,720,779 (noodles) [hw1]
8) $7,663,717 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) $7,062,422 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
10) $7,056,351 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
11) $6,550,110 (Chad) [fb]
12) $5,340,253 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
13) $5,327,971 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) $5,022,793 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) $4,667,870 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
16) $4,339,585 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) $4,334,816 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
18) $3,955,993 (Swansong) [fb]
19) $3,639,167 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) $3,468,748 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 526.441 (CMAF) [hw2]
2) 401.111 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
3) 350.611 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 328.681 (P$Y) [hw2]
5) 281.803 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
6) 275.974 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
7) 273.111 (Chad) [fb]
8) 265.75 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
9) 256.838 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
10) 256.082 (#Corpse Grinder) [hw2]
11) 255.71 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) 253.822 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 249.31 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
14) 227.005 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) 226 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
16) 215.612 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
17) 213 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
18) 200.21 (Baba Bòóey) [hw1]
19) 200.07 (Killabecci) [hw1]
20) 196.619 (yeti) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 2,012 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 1,976 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
3) 1,900 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) 1,853 (diglett) [hw1]
5) 1,789 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
6) 1,704 (Pata) [hw1]
7) 1,240 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
8) 1,235 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
9) 1,128 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
10) 949 (noodles) [hw1]
11) 916 (McLovin) [fb]
12) 674 (doodie) [hw1]
13) 627 (froobz) [hw1]
14) 567 (Dizzeazed) [fb]
15) 556 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
16) 517 (Zizzle) [hw2]
17) 481 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
18) 413 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 412 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
20) 407 (Josh) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 1405.81 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
2) 1113.5 (Swansong) [fb]
3) 1113 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
4) 439.54 (Zero Fux Given) [hw1]
5) 250.16 (pube9) [hw1]
6) 133.25 (. .) [fb]
7) 111.4 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
8) 111.12 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
9) 93.3 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
10) 85.31 (Snooty Sloot) [hw1]
11) 77.73 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
12) 77.58 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
13) 66.19 (Kaizurr1) [hw1]
14) 65.9 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
15) 52.76 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
16) 50.6 (Chad) [fb]
17) 46.72 (The Two Time) [hw2]
18) 45.3 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
19) 39.02 (NoTWOge) [hw2]
20) 35.8 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 108 deceased rats (gojo) [hw2]
2) 88 deceased rats (:):) [hw1]
3) 86 deceased rats (P$Y) [hw2]
4) 84 deceased rats (Chad) [fb]
5) 79 deceased rats (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
6) 78 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 43 deceased rats (Blu) [hw1]
8) 40 deceased rats (pūb~) [hw1]
9) 38 deceased rats (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
10) 38 deceased rats (yeti) [hw1]
11) 32 deceased rats (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 19 deceased rats (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) 16 deceased rats (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 10 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
15) 5 deceased rats ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
16) 4 deceased rats (Johntom) [hw1]
17) 3 deceased rats (Gundulmu) [fb]
18) 3 deceased rats (Gaban) [hw1]
19) 3 deceased rats (Arwana) [fb]
20) 3 deceased rats (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 111 (79.52%) (Show Me Something Special) [hw1]
2) 102 (65.13%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
3) 101 (98.81%) (Ünaway) [fb]
4) 101 (74.64%) (MeRK) [hw1]
5) 100 (99.67%) (◔_◔) [hw2]
6) 100 (87.48%) (Almost dbl my lvl how sad) [hw1]
7) 100 (63.54%) (Dizzeazed) [fb]
8) 99 (100%) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 99 (98.9%) (Nevermind) [hw1]
10) 96 (70.36%) (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
11) 96 (69.52%) (Zizzle) [hw2]
12) 94 (98.11%) (-VII- SusiSorglos) [hw2]
13) 91 (99.48%) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) 90 (87.64%) (Gundulmu) [fb]
15) 87 (95.74%) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
16) 84 (93.99%) (McGangBang276) [hw1]
17) 81 (95.2%) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
18) 80 (98.83%) (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
19) 80 (85.54%) (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
20) 79 (73.71%) (No rats, so juice I guess) [hw1]
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