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Hobo World Records
as of 12:01 am, April 8th, 2024
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 182 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
2) 189 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
3) 251 points (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
4) 251 points (P$Y) [hw2]
5) 253 points (Chad) [fb]
6) 262 points (yeti) [hw1]
7) 280 points (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
8) 322 points (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
9) 334 points (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 365 points (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
11) 480 points (Vaddikin) [hw1]
12) 510 points ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
13) 519 points (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
14) 551 points (doodie) [hw1]
15) 592 points (froobz) [hw1]
16) 666 points (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
17) 667 points (Arwana) [fb]
18) 673 points (Gundulmu) [fb]
19) 753 points (Gaban) [hw1]
20) 795 points (Mud) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 199 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 198 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 195 (Azza) [hw2]
4) 194 (Bum Cheese) [hw1]
5) 143 (Vora) [hw2]
6) 119 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 118 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 113 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 112 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
10) 111 (Chad) [fb]
11) 111 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
12) 111 (powercrept) [hw2]
13) 111 (4narchee) [hw2]
14) 110 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
15) 109 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
16) 106 (4narchy) [hw2]
17) 106 (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
18) 106 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
19) 105 (:):) [hw1]
20) 105 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 1110.8315 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
2) 1101.3193 (gojo) [hw2]
3) 1100.2482 (pūb~) [hw1]
4) 1075.9864 (:):) [hw1]
5) 1063.2186 (SixtyNine420) [hw2]
6) 910.1793 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 909.2698 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 909.1584 (42069) [hw2]
9) 908.7912 (P$Y) [hw2]
10) 905.8738 (Chad) [fb]
11) 864.5990 (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 855.7297 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 847.1661 ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
14) 819.7666 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
15) 817.2333 (Joe Slovo) [hw1]
16) 804.1801 (yeti) [hw1]
17) 776.2785 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
18) 773.4984 (mot-IIV-hate) [hw2]
19) 755.6340 (Mai) [fb]
20) 730.1796 (*Srsly*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon *
1) 8,619 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
2) 7,282 (4narchy) [hw2]
3) 6,249 (4narchee) [hw2]
4) 3,985 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
5) 2,229 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
6) 1,804 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 1,794 (Chad) [fb]
8) 1,651 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 1,528 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 1,322 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
11) 1,190 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 1,004 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 997 (CMAF) [hw2]
14) 960 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
15) 954 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
16) 871 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
17) 856 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
18) 855 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
19) 830 (MeRK) [hw1]
20) 746 (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 401,095 (Ja’Crispy) [hw1]
2) 325,625 (RobbieRotten) [hw1]
3) 290,934 (ℓƒ Stron) [fb]
4) 288,972 (Smelly Shelly) [hw2]
5) 160,296 (Phuck) [hw2]
6) 139,937 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
7) 123,360 (CMAF) [hw2]
8) 121,628 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 112,439 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 111,772 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
11) 110,315 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) 105,813 (yeti) [hw1]
13) 102,472 (Chad) [fb]
14) 89,996 ({EPZ} ßRØñX HØßØ {EPZ) [hw1]
15) 81,307 (Fattyblaze69) [hw1]
16) 81,267 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
17) 76,057 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) 70,584 (I wonder if I’m gay) [hw1]
19) 66,102 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 63,411 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 116168 (Pata) [hw1]
2) 110761 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
3) 105426 (diglett) [hw1]
4) 102342 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
5) 102052 (Blondie) [hw2]
6) 60180 (noodles) [hw1]
7) 51834 (McLovin) [fb]
8) 24761 (doodie) [hw1]
9) 23246 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
10) 21613 (Josh) [hw1]
11) 20265 (Swansong) [fb]
12) 18020 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 17807 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 16290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
15) 13443 (Chad) [fb]
16) 13146 (P$Y) [hw2]
17) 12289 (Sweener) [fb]
18) 11416 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
19) 10280 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
20) 9891 (CultLeader) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 39 (Easily Searchable Name) [hw1]
2) 35 (froobz) [hw1]
3) 34 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
4) 33 (Phuck #2.0) [hw2]
5) 32 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
6) 29 (4narchee) [hw2]
7) 27 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
8) 27 (powercrept) [hw2]
9) 24 (yeti) [hw1]
10) 20 (FяεaK) [hw2]
11) 19 (ƒ DerpPchIdrEp) [hw1]
12) 18 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
13) 18 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
14) 17 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
15) 16 (|SiN|tigertrees) [hw1]
16) 14 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
17) 14 (gojo) [hw2]
18) 13 (Chad) [fb]
19) 13 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 13 (®Hiro -♥-) [hw2]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 310 levels (10 rats) (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
2) 306 levels (9 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
3) 298 levels (9 rats) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
4) 296 levels (9 rats) (Killabecci) [hw1]
5) 288 levels (7 rats) (P$Y) [hw2]
6) 261 levels (9 rats) (:):) [hw1]
7) 254 levels (7 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
8) 254 levels (8 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 252 levels (8 rats) (yeti) [hw1]
10) 245 levels (7 rats) (Chad) [fb]
11) 232 levels (9 rats) (†ëh Speedy-G) [hw1]
12) 211 levels (7 rats) (gojo) [hw2]
13) 194 levels (6 rats) (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 174 levels (6 rats) (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
15) 172 levels (6 rats) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
16) 164 levels (5 rats) (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
17) 164 levels (6 rats) (Vaddikin) [hw1]
18) 158 levels (6 rats) (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
19) 150 levels (6 rats) (Mud) [hw1]
20) 149 levels (4 rats) (◔_◔) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 349.57(P$Y) [hw2]
2) 340.11(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 326.791(Chad) [fb]
4) 270.07(yeti) [hw1]
5) 261.26(\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
6) 250.27(pūb~) [hw1]
7) 249.029(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 209.841(CMAF) [hw2]
9) 189.86(42069) [hw2]
10) 184.77(Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
11) 181.881(G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 179.11(gojo) [hw2]
13) 177.12(ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 176.821(nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 176.131(noodles) [hw1]
16) 168.35({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) 156.39(McGangBang276) [hw1]
18) 147.46(Vaddikin) [hw1]
19) 143.16(:):) [hw1]
20) 137.32(doodie) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $14,746,494 (McLovin) [fb]
2) $13,087,675 (diglett) [hw1]
3) $12,502,364 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) $11,001,056 (Pata) [hw1]
5) $10,964,242 (P$Y) [hw2]
6) $10,410,029 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) $10,195,179 (noodles) [hw1]
8) $10,010,283 (doodie) [hw1]
9) $8,943,624 (Chad) [fb]
10) $7,270,177 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
11) $5,902,724 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
12) $5,686,304 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) $5,667,509 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
14) $5,209,315 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) $4,674,290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
16) $4,546,723 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
17) $4,391,160 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
18) $3,955,993 (Swansong) [fb]
19) $3,946,917 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) $3,605,160 (yeti) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 601.306 (CMAF) [hw2]
2) 420.111 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
3) 395.111 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 394.111 (P$Y) [hw2]
5) 324.55 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
6) 311.111 (Chad) [fb]
7) 309.041 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
8) 298.488 (#Corpse Grinder) [hw2]
9) 288.974 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
10) 276.611 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
11) 270.322 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
12) 268.838 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 263.81 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
14) 248.169 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) 241.5 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
16) 241.5 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
17) 235.112 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
18) 234.65 (Killabecci) [hw1]
19) 216.2 (tim@arena) [hw1]
20) 211.119 (yeti) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 2,321 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 2,189 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
3) 2,079 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) 2,005 (diglett) [hw1]
5) 1,964 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
6) 1,877 (Pata) [hw1]
7) 1,484 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
8) 1,323 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
9) 1,317 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
10) 1,069 (noodles) [hw1]
11) 1,042 (McLovin) [fb]
12) 979 (froobz) [hw1]
13) 678 (doodie) [hw1]
14) 628 (Dizzeazed) [fb]
15) 614 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
16) 590 (Zizzle) [hw2]
17) 560 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
18) 465 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 458 (Go Take A Shower Please) [hw1]
20) 429 (Chad) [fb]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 2414.41 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
2) 1616.9 (Swansong) [fb]
3) 1262.59 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
4) 1234 (|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
5) 440.54 (Stanley the knife) [hw1]
6) 250.16 (pube9) [hw1]
7) 151.51 (Snooty Sloot) [hw1]
8) 148.4 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
9) 133.25 (. .) [fb]
10) 121.82 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
11) 97.2 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
12) 86.6 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
13) 77.73 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
14) 77.58 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
15) 70.15 (Squabbit) [hw2]
16) 66.19 (Kaizurr1) [hw1]
17) 64.45 (Chad) [fb]
18) 58.45 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
19) 52.76 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
20) 50.12 (4narchee) [hw2]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 135 deceased rats (gojo) [hw2]
2) 110 deceased rats (P$Y) [hw2]
3) 108 deceased rats (Chad) [fb]
4) 103 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 97 deceased rats (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
6) 96 deceased rats (:):) [hw1]
7) 47 deceased rats (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
8) 43 deceased rats (Blu) [hw1]
9) 40 deceased rats (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 38 deceased rats (yeti) [hw1]
11) 32 deceased rats (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 22 deceased rats (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) 19 deceased rats (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 12 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
15) 11 deceased rats (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 7 deceased rats (Gaban) [hw1]
17) 6 deceased rats (Gundulmu) [fb]
18) 6 deceased rats (Arwana) [fb]
19) 6 deceased rats ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
20) 4 deceased rats (Johntom) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 111 (79.52%) (Go Take A Shower Please) [hw1]
2) 106 (99.61%) (◔_◔) [hw2]
3) 106 (63.91%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
4) 104 (75.31%) (MeRK) [hw1]
5) 103 (98.75%) (Ünaway) [fb]
6) 101 (98.75%) (Nevermind) [hw1]
7) 101 (93.36%) (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
8) 100 (87.48%) (Almost dbl my lvl how sad) [hw1]
9) 100 (67.77%) (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
10) 100 (62.6%) (Dizzeazed) [fb]
11) 99 (100%) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) 98 (67.87%) (Zizzle) [hw2]
13) 96 (97.4%) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) 95 (87.39%) (Gundulmu) [fb]
15) 94 (98.11%) (-VII- SusiSorglos) [hw2]
16) 92 (99.02%) (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
17) 90 (96.59%) (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
18) 87 (95.74%) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
19) 87 (92.62%) (McGangBang276) [hw1]
20) 86 (93%) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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