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Hobo World Records
as of 10:00 am, April 9th, 2024
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 179 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
2) 186 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 232 points (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
4) 242 points (P$Y) [hw2]
5) 247 points (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
6) 255 points (Chad) [fb]
7) 260 points (yeti) [hw1]
8) 292 points (pūb~) [hw1]
9) 352 points (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
10) 382 points (doodie) [hw1]
11) 416 points (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
12) 475 points (Vaddikin) [hw1]
13) 493 points (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
14) 588 points ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
15) 608 points (froobz) [hw1]
16) 620 points (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
17) 667 points (Gundulmu) [fb]
18) 677 points (Arwana) [fb]
19) 702 points (Gaban) [hw1]
20) 714 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 201 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 201 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 199 (Azza) [hw2]
4) 197 (Bum Cheese) [hw1]
5) 144 (Vora) [hw2]
6) 121 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 120 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 114 (Chad) [fb]
9) 114 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 112 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
11) 111 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
12) 111 (powercrept) [hw2]
13) 111 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
14) 111 (4narchee) [hw2]
15) 110 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
16) 108 (4narchy) [hw2]
17) 107 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
18) 107 (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
19) 107 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 107 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 1128.4558 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
2) 1112.2531 (gojo) [hw2]
3) 1111.7624 (pūb~) [hw1]
4) 1090.3835 (:):) [hw1]
5) 1077.4993 (SixtyNine420) [hw2]
6) 917.9920 (42069) [hw2]
7) 917.5990 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
8) 916.8269 (Chad) [fb]
9) 916.0227 (P$Y) [hw2]
10) 915.4752 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
11) 874.6347 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
12) 864.5990 (Thugbane) [hw1]
13) 863.6989 ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
14) 830.4116 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
15) 829.0420 (Joe Slovo) [hw1]
16) 804.1801 (yeti) [hw1]
17) 782.6742 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
18) 782.4303 (mot-IIV-hate) [hw2]
19) 756.1340 (Mai) [fb]
20) 740.5562 (*Srsly*Gene, AKA The Boss) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon *
1) 8,619 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
2) 7,282 (4narchy) [hw2]
3) 6,249 (4narchee) [hw2]
4) 4,135 (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
5) 2,229 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
6) 1,874 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 1,821 (Chad) [fb]
8) 1,712 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 1,621 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 1,348 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
11) 1,224 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 1,037 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 1,023 (CMAF) [hw2]
14) 999 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
15) 960 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
16) 918 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
17) 864 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
18) 856 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
19) 822 (MeRK) [hw1]
20) 772 (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 407,272 (Ja’Crispy) [hw1]
2) 332,198 (RobbieRotten) [hw1]
3) 293,376 (ℓƒ Stron) [fb]
4) 288,972 (Smelly Shelly) [hw2]
5) 165,031 (Phuck) [hw2]
6) 143,602 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
7) 125,722 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 122,612 (CMAF) [hw2]
9) 115,374 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 115,136 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
11) 112,953 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) 107,823 (yeti) [hw1]
13) 104,849 (Chad) [fb]
14) 92,882 ({EPZ} ßRØñX HØßØ {EPZ) [hw1]
15) 88,115 (Fattyblaze69) [hw1]
16) 82,373 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
17) 77,296 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) 70,820 (I wonder if I’m gay) [hw1]
19) 68,274 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 65,868 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 119843 (Pata) [hw1]
2) 111651 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
3) 107826 (diglett) [hw1]
4) 104702 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
5) 102367 (Blondie) [hw2]
6) 61521 (noodles) [hw1]
7) 53163 (McLovin) [fb]
8) 25118 (doodie) [hw1]
9) 23967 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
10) 21613 (Josh) [hw1]
11) 20265 (Swansong) [fb]
12) 18473 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 18147 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 16290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
15) 14250 (Chad) [fb]
16) 13412 (P$Y) [hw2]
17) 13263 (Sweener) [fb]
18) 12746 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
19) 11140 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
20) 9891 (CultLeader) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 42 (Easily Searchable Name) [hw1]
2) 37 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
3) 37 (Phuck #2.0) [hw2]
4) 32 (4narchee) [hw2]
5) 32 (froobz) [hw1]
6) 31 (powercrept) [hw2]
7) 30 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
8) 29 (yeti) [hw1]
9) 24 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
10) 21 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
11) 20 (FяεaK) [hw2]
12) 20 (ƒ DerpPchIdrEp) [hw1]
13) 18 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
14) 16 (4narchy) [hw2]
15) 16 (|SiN|tigertrees) [hw1]
16) 15 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
17) 15 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) 14 (P$Y) [hw2]
19) 14 (Chad) [fb]
20) 14 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 328 levels (10 rats) (P$Y) [hw2]
2) 326 levels (10 rats) (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
3) 312 levels (9 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
4) 305 levels (9 rats) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
5) 301 levels (9 rats) (Killabecci) [hw1]
6) 297 levels (10 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 280 levels (10 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 277 levels (10 rats) (:):) [hw1]
9) 274 levels (10 rats) (Chad) [fb]
10) 256 levels (8 rats) (yeti) [hw1]
11) 232 levels (9 rats) (†ëh Speedy-G) [hw1]
12) 228 levels (10 rats) (gojo) [hw2]
13) 210 levels (7 rats) (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
14) 185 levels (6 rats) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
15) 180 levels (7 rats) (Vaddikin) [hw1]
16) 180 levels (6 rats) (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
17) 176 levels (7 rats) (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
18) 161 levels (6 rats) (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
19) 158 levels (8 rats) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
20) 151 levels (5 rats) (42069) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 357.151(P$Y) [hw2]
2) 354.831(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 336.231(Chad) [fb]
4) 281.431(yeti) [hw1]
5) 268.26(\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
6) 256.469(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 253.11(pūb~) [hw1]
8) 214.282(CMAF) [hw2]
9) 197.62(42069) [hw2]
10) 189.39(Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
11) 185.36(ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
12) 185.121(G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) 184.47(gojo) [hw2]
14) 181.981(nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 177.09(noodles) [hw1]
16) 173.43({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
17) 159.15(McGangBang276) [hw1]
18) 155.98(Vaddikin) [hw1]
19) 146.64(:):) [hw1]
20) 142.44(doodie) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $15,078,994 (McLovin) [fb]
2) $13,917,675 (diglett) [hw1]
3) $11,650,013 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) $11,402,306 (Pata) [hw1]
5) $11,068,392 (P$Y) [hw2]
6) $10,503,655 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) $10,472,529 (noodles) [hw1]
8) $10,056,108 (doodie) [hw1]
9) $9,063,421 (Chad) [fb]
10) $6,563,177 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
11) $5,757,119 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) $5,731,957 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) $5,535,781 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
14) $5,217,813 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) $4,674,290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
16) $4,587,635 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
17) $4,480,660 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
18) $3,997,042 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) $3,955,993 (Swansong) [fb]
20) $3,608,816 (yeti) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 634.525 (CMAF) [hw2]
2) 430.111 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
3) 420.111 (P$Y) [hw2]
4) 414.111 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 342.611 (Chad) [fb]
6) 337.7 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
7) 313.641 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
8) 301.683 (#Corpse Grinder) [hw2]
9) 297.474 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
10) 293.111 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
11) 278.338 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
12) 270.322 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
13) 269.026 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
14) 258 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 256.5 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
16) 252.844 (pūb~) [hw1]
17) 246.112 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
18) 243.05 (Killabecci) [hw1]
19) 228.792 (tim@arena) [hw1]
20) 211.119 (yeti) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 2,448 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 2,233 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
3) 2,137 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) 2,060 (diglett) [hw1]
5) 2,017 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
6) 1,930 (Pata) [hw1]
7) 1,577 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
8) 1,363 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
9) 1,362 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
10) 1,096 (noodles) [hw1]
11) 1,085 (froobz) [hw1]
12) 1,064 (McLovin) [fb]
13) 678 (doodie) [hw1]
14) 644 (Dizzeazed) [fb]
15) 636 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
16) 620 (Zizzle) [hw2]
17) 588 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
18) 468 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 467 (Go Take A Shower Please) [hw1]
20) 437 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 2562.21 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
2) 1790.5 (Swansong) [fb]
3) 1418.2 (|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
4) 1262.59 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
5) 440.54 (Stanley the knife) [hw1]
6) 250.16 (pube9) [hw1]
7) 158.42 (4narchee) [hw2]
8) 151.51 (Snooty Sloot) [hw1]
9) 148.4 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
10) 133.25 (. .) [fb]
11) 121.82 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 97.4 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 93.35 (Squabbit) [hw2]
14) 90.59 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
15) 86.6 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
16) 77.73 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
17) 77.58 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
18) 72.55 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
19) 66.19 (Kaizurr1) [hw1]
20) 64.45 (Chad) [fb]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 138 deceased rats (gojo) [hw2]
2) 116 deceased rats (P$Y) [hw2]
3) 114 deceased rats (Chad) [fb]
4) 109 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 100 deceased rats (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
6) 98 deceased rats (:):) [hw1]
7) 48 deceased rats (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
8) 43 deceased rats (Blu) [hw1]
9) 40 deceased rats (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 38 deceased rats (yeti) [hw1]
11) 32 deceased rats (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 23 deceased rats (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
13) 19 deceased rats (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 12 deceased rats (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
15) 12 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
16) 7 deceased rats (Gaban) [hw1]
17) 6 deceased rats (Gundulmu) [fb]
18) 6 deceased rats (Arwana) [fb]
19) 6 deceased rats ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
20) 4 deceased rats (Johntom) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 111 (79.52%) (Go Take A Shower Please) [hw1]
2) 111 (75.58%) (MeRK) [hw1]
3) 108 (92.62%) (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
4) 106 (99.61%) (◔_◔) [hw2]
5) 106 (63.41%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
6) 103 (98.75%) (Ünaway) [fb]
7) 101 (98.75%) (Nevermind) [hw1]
8) 100 (99.55%) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 100 (87.48%) (Almost dbl my lvl how sad) [hw1]
10) 100 (67.77%) (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
11) 100 (62.6%) (Dizzeazed) [fb]
12) 98 (67.87%) (Zizzle) [hw2]
13) 96 (97.4%) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) 95 (87.39%) (Gundulmu) [fb]
15) 94 (98.11%) (-VII- SusiSorglos) [hw2]
16) 92 (99.02%) (Pharaoh R. Johnson) [fb]
17) 90 (96.59%) (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
18) 87 (95.74%) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
19) 87 (92.62%) (McGangBang276) [hw1]
20) 86 (93%) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
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