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Hobo World Records
as of 9:00 am, April 14th, 2024
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 121 points (P$Y) [hw2]
2) 132 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 159 points (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
4) 162 points (Chad) [fb]
5) 208 points (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
6) 212 points (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
7) 239 points (yeti) [hw1]
8) 287 points (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
9) 355 points (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 374 points (doodie) [hw1]
11) 431 points (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
12) 434 points (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
13) 547 points (Vaddikin) [hw1]
14) 652 points (froobz) [hw1]
15) 659 points ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
16) 678 points (Gundulmu) [fb]
17) 714 points (.:BBG, E:.) [hw1]
18) 729 points (Arwana) [fb]
19) 749 points (Gaban) [hw1]
20) 844 points (Mud) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 206 (tim@arena) [hw1]
2) 206 (Sekla) [hw2]
3) 205 (Azza) [hw2]
4) 204 (Bum Cheese) [hw1]
5) 146 (Vora) [hw2]
6) 129 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 123 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 118 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 118 (Chad) [fb]
10) 112 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
11) 112 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
12) 112 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
13) 111 (yeti) [hw1]
14) 111 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
15) 111 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
16) 111 (4narchee) [hw2]
17) 111 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
18) 111 (powercrept) [hw2]
19) 110 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
20) 110 (4narchy) [hw2]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 1180.8003 (gojo) [hw2]
2) 1173.5706 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
3) 1172.8563 (pūb~) [hw1]
4) 1158.0881 (:):) [hw1]
5) 1106.7757 (SixtyNine420) [hw2]
6) 958.8610 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 948.5692 (42069) [hw2]
8) 944.0155 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 943.9296 (Chad) [fb]
10) 932.8956 (P$Y) [hw2]
11) 913.5601 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
12) 903.9523 ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
13) 883.3602 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
14) 864.5990 (Thugbane) [hw1]
15) 847.5602 (Joe Slovo) [hw1]
16) 818.3695 (mot-IIV-hate) [hw2]
17) 811.5461 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
18) 811.1801 (yeti) [hw1]
19) 803.3019 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
20) 773.8940 (Mai) [fb]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon *
1) 8,619 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
2) 7,282 (4narchy) [hw2]
3) 6,249 (4narchee) [hw2]
4) 4,186 (Na√in R. Johnson) [fb]
5) 2,242 (Chad) [fb]
6) 2,229 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
7) 2,205 (P$Y) [hw2]
8) 2,109 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 2,049 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 1,490 (Fist of Jesus) [hw1]
11) 1,329 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 1,177 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 1,155 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 1,118 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
15) 1,112 (CMAF) [hw2]
16) 1,080 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
17) 988 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
18) 922 (Stagger Lee) [hw2]
19) 845 (tim@arena) [hw1]
20) 841 (MeRK) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 430,032 (Ja’Crispy) [hw1]
2) 338,326 (RobbieRotten) [hw1]
3) 300,789 (ℓƒ Stron) [fb]
4) 288,972 (Smelly Shelly) [hw2]
5) 178,099 (Phuck) [hw2]
6) 157,735 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
7) 148,866 (CMAF) [hw2]
8) 142,416 (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 132,199 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 124,548 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
11) 124,152 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) 122,769 (Chad) [fb]
13) 115,371 (yeti) [hw1]
14) 104,285 (Fattyblaze69) [hw1]
15) 97,518 ({EPZ} ßRØñX HØßØ {EPZ) [hw1]
16) 86,808 (Vaddikin) [hw1]
17) 81,753 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) 80,370 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
19) 73,021 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 71,503 (I wonder if I’m gay) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 133412 (Pata) [hw1]
2) 125351 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
3) 120506 (diglett) [hw1]
4) 119127 (Blondie) [hw2]
5) 118007 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
6) 65902 (noodles) [hw1]
7) 60622 (McLovin) [fb]
8) 26504 (Cold dog soup) [hw2]
9) 26063 (doodie) [hw1]
10) 22436 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
11) 21613 (Josh) [hw1]
12) 20265 (Swansong) [fb]
13) 19822 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 19104 (Sweener) [fb]
15) 18288 (Chad) [fb]
16) 17560 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
17) 16290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
18) 16086 (P$Y) [hw2]
19) 13108 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
20) 12289 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 44 (Phuck #2.0) [hw2]
2) 42 (yeti) [hw1]
3) 41 (Oᗰᑕ) [hw1]
4) 38 ((54) Spartan) [hw1]
5) 35 (froobz) [hw1]
6) 32 (4narchee) [hw2]
7) 31 (Fond Farewell) [hw1]
8) 30 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
9) 27 (powercrept) [hw2]
10) 26 (4narchy) [hw2]
11) 23 (FяεaK) [hw2]
12) 22 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
13) 22 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) 21 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
15) 21 (ƒ DerpPchIdrEp) [hw1]
16) 20 (Ce@$e|e$$) [hw1]
17) 20 (|SiN|tigertrees) [hw1]
18) 18 (P$Y) [hw2]
19) 18 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 15 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 390 levels (10 rats) (P$Y) [hw2]
2) 386 levels (10 rats) (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
3) 374 levels (10 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
4) 347 levels (11 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 347 levels (9 rats) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
6) 344 levels (10 rats) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 330 levels (9 rats) (Killabecci) [hw1]
8) 313 levels (10 rats) (Chad) [fb]
9) 287 levels (8 rats) (yeti) [hw1]
10) 245 levels (10 rats) (:):) [hw1]
11) 244 levels (10 rats) (gojo) [hw2]
12) 241 levels (7 rats) (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 237 levels (8 rats) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
14) 232 levels (9 rats) (†ëh Speedy-G) [hw1]
15) 207 levels (7 rats) (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
16) 202 levels (7 rats) (Vaddikin) [hw1]
17) 200 levels (6 rats) (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
18) 177 levels (8 rats) (doodie) [hw1]
19) 176 levels (6 rats) (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
20) 172 levels (8 rats) ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 394.011(P$Y) [hw2]
2) 383.151(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 369.032(Chad) [fb]
4) 311.111(yeti) [hw1]
5) 291.42(\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
6) 286.95(|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 273.75(pūb~) [hw1]
8) 232.922(CMAF) [hw2]
9) 212.009(ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
10) 211.17(42069) [hw2]
11) 211.131(G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
12) 211.04(Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
13) 204.81(gojo) [hw2]
14) 203.401(nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 194.231({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
16) 179.69(noodles) [hw1]
17) 162.74(Vaddikin) [hw1]
18) 162.39(McGangBang276) [hw1]
19) 161.48(:):) [hw1]
20) 157.42(doodie) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $17,044,934 (McLovin) [fb]
2) $16,359,976 (diglett) [hw1]
3) $15,535,770 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) $13,832,201 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) $13,338,491 (Pata) [hw1]
6) $12,127,300 (P$Y) [hw2]
7) $11,406,104 (noodles) [hw1]
8) $10,635,845 (Chad) [fb]
9) $10,266,794 (doodie) [hw1]
10) $9,842,057 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
11) $8,842,600 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
12) $6,129,260 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
13) $6,000,412 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) $5,894,777 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
15) $5,357,094 (pūb~) [hw1]
16) $5,197,866 (Sweener) [fb]
17) $4,810,532 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
18) $4,674,290 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
19) $4,534,042 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) $3,956,128 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 679.395 (CMAF) [hw2]
2) 474.111 (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
3) 467.111 (P$Y) [hw2]
4) 455.611 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 410.33 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
6) 387.611 (Chad) [fb]
7) 330.791 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
8) 330.111 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
9) 310.474 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
10) 301.683 (#Corpse Grinder) [hw2]
11) 296.338 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
12) 293.112 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 284.026 (Doctor Dreidel) [hw1]
14) 283 (nobo[Ð]y) [hw2]
15) 275 (|7DS| Mr. Pink) [hw2]
16) 272.66 (Killabecci) [hw1]
17) 270.822 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
18) 267.344 (pūb~) [hw1]
19) 251.127 (tim@arena) [hw1]
20) 236.895 (Lolly) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 2,748 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
2) 2,434 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
3) 2,317 (Blondie) [hw2]
4) 2,252 (diglett) [hw1]
5) 2,215 (Tiny Investment Broker) [hw1]
6) 2,080 (Pata) [hw1]
7) 1,849 (Jammy Iris) [hw1]
8) 1,529 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
9) 1,435 (McGangBang276) [hw1]
10) 1,193 (froobz) [hw1]
11) 1,185 (noodles) [hw1]
12) 1,167 (McLovin) [fb]
13) 714 (Dizzeazed) [fb]
14) 714 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
15) 693 (🚫lick my wiki) [hw2]
16) 688 (doodie) [hw1]
17) 675 (Zizzle) [hw2]
18) 564 (Go Take A Shower Please) [hw1]
19) 497 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
20) 481 (Chad) [fb]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 3103.41 («Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
2) 2292.9 (Swansong) [fb]
3) 2032.2 (|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
4) 1262.59 (The Big ƊƦty) [hw1]
5) 440.54 (Stanley the knife) [hw1]
6) 344.13 (P$Y) [hw2]
7) 280.65 (Chad) [fb]
8) 250.16 (pube9) [hw1]
9) 219.14 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
10) 214.85 (. .) [fb]
11) 187.34 (yeti) [hw1]
12) 172.58 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 158.42 (4narchee) [hw2]
14) 151.51 (Snooty Sloot) [hw1]
15) 127.92 (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
16) 123.55 (Squabbit) [hw2]
17) 103.9 (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
18) 101.25 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
19) 86.6 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
20) 77.73 ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 147 deceased rats (gojo) [hw2]
2) 125 deceased rats (Chad) [fb]
3) 121 deceased rats (P$Y) [hw2]
4) 114 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 108 deceased rats (:):) [hw1]
6) 103 deceased rats (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
7) 58 deceased rats (Wordy McBeard) [hw1]
8) 43 deceased rats (Blu) [hw1]
9) 40 deceased rats (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 38 deceased rats (yeti) [hw1]
11) 32 deceased rats (Thugbane) [hw1]
12) 27 deceased rats (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 24 deceased rats (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
14) 15 deceased rats (\-/ Lon 🐝 R2S6) [hw1]
15) 12 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
16) 8 deceased rats (Gaban) [hw1]
17) 7 deceased rats (Gundulmu) [fb]
18) 7 deceased rats (Arwana) [fb]
19) 6 deceased rats ({(BLACKFRIDAY)}) [hw1]
20) 5 deceased rats ([Ƹ] uber) [fb]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 132 (83.56%) (Genghis Khan) [hw1]
2) 128 (73.64%) (Go Take A Shower Please) [hw1]
3) 119 (73.57%) (MeRK) [hw1]
4) 112 (96.6%) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 111 (61.88%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
6) 106 (99.61%) (◔_◔) [hw2]
7) 105 (98.34%) (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 105 (97.21%) (P$Y) [hw2]
9) 103 (98.75%) (Ünaway) [fb]
10) 103 (85.32%) (Almost dbl my lvl how sad) [hw1]
11) 101 (98.75%) (Nevermind) [hw1]
12) 101 (91.65%) (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
13) 100 (92.14%) (Mud) [hw1]
14) 100 (86.86%) (Gundulmu) [fb]
15) 100 (67.34%) (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
16) 100 (62.54%) (Dizzeazed) [fb]
17) 98 (67.36%) (Zizzle) [hw2]
18) 96 (97.4%) (G R A B W E L L) [hw1]
19) 95 (92.14%) (Arwana) [fb]
20) 95 (90.2%) (Gaban) [hw1]
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